lol what the fuck happened.
Characters: GENDERBENT!Goose, non-genderbent Surge
What: Genderbending is the worst thing to wake up to ever. Unless you're the one who isn't. :|
Where: Theiiiiir apartment, obviously.
When: GENDERBENDER DAY, January 15th, very early morning.
Rating: PG-13 - R, especially now that Goose has ... boobs. :V;;
( I FEEL LIKE SUCH A LADYYYY. )
What: Genderbending is the worst thing to wake up to ever. Unless you're the one who isn't. :|
Where: Theiiiiir apartment, obviously.
When: GENDERBENDER DAY, January 15th, very early morning.
Rating: PG-13 - R, especially now that Goose has ... boobs. :V;;
( I FEEL LIKE SUCH A LADYYYY. )
That was when Goose decided to give the lieutenant one hell of a wake-up call. Being roughly shaken awake wasn't exactly his idea of a 'good morning'. Opening his eyes, Surge snapped, "AUGH! What the hell are you--" But his voice fell silent as he noticed the woman in the room.
Sitting up, he just blinked at her. There was a strange women in his bedroom, who looked sort of like his boyfriend. This... was new. And extremely confusing. What the hell happened?
Surge tried to remember what happened last night. Had he gotten drunk, met some random women at a bar, and invited her home? No way. That may have happened in the past, but he liked to think of himself as more loyal to his boyfriend than that. And besides, he didn't even go out the previous night!
Wait... the mystery girl had called him 'Matt,' right? There was only one person who called him that. ... But that was impossible, right? Right?
... Oh god...
"G-Goose?"
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She gauged her boyfriend's reaction to her change, and then finally decided to throw herself onto the bed with him and fling her arm over her eyes. "I don't know WHAT HAPPENED! I woke up 'n the first thing I notice's that I have fat on m' chest the size o' televisions!" Okay, that was WAY an overexaggeration, but it still somewhat got her point across... right? What mattered right now was that SHE HAD BREASTS. She was a HE that had turned into a SHE when SHE is supposed to be a HE!
... this wasn't right.
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Geez, how long had it been seen he'd seen some of those, anyway? Way too long, if you asked him. It had to be at least before he met Goose. Maybe even before he came to SumaBura? Well either way, it had been a while. And this sudden change in his boyfriend... girlfriend... whatever had caused some questions to arise.
As Goose flopped onto the bed, Surge's first thought was to check if the breasts were real. He quickly kicked that idea under the proverbial bed. So instead he lamely replied, "You... uh... Look cute in pigtails?"
Oh yeah, that was definitely helping the situation. Way to go, Surge. Way to go.
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... yeeeeah, that was a bad idea. She kept forgetting that she had breasts now!
Sitting up, she got up next to him and stared down at... THEM horrifically. This was seriously the freakiest thing in the world. How did she go to sleep as a man, and then wake up... as a WOMAN?
"... this ain't right," She muttered, folding her arms over her chest... well... below the breasts, at least. She didn't want to hurt them AGAIN! They were already... err... sore enough. "And I don't understand how women can like these... things. Them things're hurtin' like bitches!"
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"Oh come on, they're not that bad." And by that Surge meant 'they're not that bad to look at,' but he figured he'd get punched if he said that out loud. "I'm sure there's some sort of explanation for all this."
As Goose pouted, Surge was finding it extremely hard to keep his hands to himself. Damnit, why did the pilot make such an adorable girl?! Forcing himself to look elsewhere, he suggested, "Maybe you should get dressed? Then we can try to figure out why this happened..."
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After a bit of looking around, she found one of her slightly more tinier white shirts and her piloting jeans (which were naturally pretty bulky and puffy, but tight). Perfect... maybe. She took them off the hangers and immediately dressed herself, and then re-emerged from the closet... almost completely clothed. She'd need a bra now, right? Well... not like they'd HAVE any! So screw it, it wasn't a big deal.
... it was just going to feel VERY weird, looking... like she didn't have a bra, so to speak, while she was in the school and teaching.
"... I'm kinda hatin' this already," She groaned and plopped down on the bed. "There's gotta be a reason why this happened! I mean, it didn't happen t' ya', obviously... just me." She pursed her lips in thought.
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"I dunno," he shrugged. "Try rememberin' what we did yesterday. Anything in particular that you did that I didn't? That's all I can really think of..." That was when a thought came to him. "Hey, did you check on-line or the news or something? That might give us more answers..."
And Surge was staring again. Shaking his head, he mentally reprimanded himself. This was going to be the longest day ever. "We... uh... probably should get you some clothes that fit... I guess... Who knows how long this'll last."
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... well, they certainly weren't mentioning anything. "Uh, forget the news. Online? Uhh..." He then turned the TV off and headed over to the computer, glancing at the journal network as he began to type in a URL--... wait. Wait, no.
... This happened to other people, too!
"Matt, looks like I ain't the only one," He commented, pointing down at what was on the screen. "Well... guess it's kinda school-wide now. Mostly. Huh."
And then added, "... and uh, think ya' can take me clothes shoppin' later, then?"
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