lol what the fuck happened.
Characters: GENDERBENT!Goose, non-genderbent Surge
What: Genderbending is the worst thing to wake up to ever. Unless you're the one who isn't. :|
Where: Theiiiiir apartment, obviously.
When: GENDERBENDER DAY, January 15th, very early morning.
Rating: PG-13 - R, especially now that Goose has ... boobs. :V;;
( I FEEL LIKE SUCH A LADYYYY. )
What: Genderbending is the worst thing to wake up to ever. Unless you're the one who isn't. :|
Where: Theiiiiir apartment, obviously.
When: GENDERBENDER DAY, January 15th, very early morning.
Rating: PG-13 - R, especially now that Goose has ... boobs. :V;;
( I FEEL LIKE SUCH A LADYYYY. )
He shrugged, "I guess I could. Actually, we could probably do that right now, if you wanted. If this really is affecting most of the people at school, then I highly doubt classes are still bein' held. I doubt anyone is goin' to say anything if you skip one class."
That was when Surge got the wonderful image of going shopping with the now female Goose. So many cute, girly things he could buy for her. Maybe if he was extra helpful, she'd wear that special dress.
Screw being the worst day ever. This was now officially the best day ever.
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... well, shit. That was one thing she had forgotten. She let her eyes widen a little, glancing at the door out... and outside, little skrees and flaps of wings could be heard.
"... is Hettie even gonna RECOGNIZE me? Or Sharky?" Well, that was another problem.
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He shrugged, "If she doesn't, then I guess I'll take care of her until you're back to normal. Or something." That was assuming Goose would turn back to normal after this. Surge liked to be optimistic, but there was no concrete information that said this change wasn't permanent.
But he wouldn't tell the pilot that. Goose would just freak out even more, and the lieutenant did NOT want to deal with something akin to PMS rage. They'd just cross that bridge when they got there.
"Breakfast sounds good, though," he replied. It was also a good excuse to take their minds off this insanity.
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Only to see a very puffy, very CONFUSED Hester sitting outside of the door. '... Skree?'
Immediately, the pet got up onto her feet and starting circling the strange woman... and quickly made use of her beak to bite onto her ankle, but before she could put pressure-... wait... that ankle felt familiar!
She then squeaked and began to try to hop up onto her leg with her front legs, wiggling her butt with excitement. Yeeeaaaah, she recognized her. "Phew... that was a close 'ne. Hey, Hettie!" She lifted the spiderbird up in her arms and carried her over to her food dish. She then tore the bag open and dumped a little bit of it into her bowl.
As she headed over to fill the water dish up, she motioned for Surge to hit the table. "So... whaddya' wanna eat?"
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"I dunno," he sat down by the table. "Anything is good, I guess. But if I had to pick... hm... Scrambled eggs sounds good right about now."
As the pilot got to work in the kitchen, Surge couldn't help but watch her move about. Not only was she well endowed in the front, but in the behind as well. This day just kept improving.
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... naaaaah. This was a serious moment, Surge wouldn't just go about and do that! Shrugging and smirking, she finished the food up and served them half and half on two plates, and then poured them both some 100% orange juice. She placed both plates and glasses on the table before plopping down on a chair right next to him.
"Mm, hope it's good 'nough~" She smiled and began to dig in.
"So... mm... lemme make a checklist..." She muttered. "New jeans, new shirts... mmph..." She took another bite, swallowed and then continued. "Undergarments, uhhh... y'anno, panties and bras. Condoms," She glared down at a specific area of her jeans, so to speak. "Just in case. And uh... guess that's it?"
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He listened quietly as Goose listed off the items. Almost choking when she mentioned 'undergarments' and so on, he quickly took a drink of his juice. Better almost choking that having a nosebleed.
Wait... But if Goose was going to buy underwear and bras, didn't that mean she'd have to try them on? And wouldn't she want Surge's opinion on that?
Now that caused a nosebleed. He tried to cover it up by pretending to blow his nose on his napkin.
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She then re-emerged, looking at least somewhat decent and ready to go. "'Kay, time to go... guess we're takin' Sharky, huh? ARE YOU SURE SHE'LL RECOGNIZE ME?" She reached over to one of the shelves for the keys and began to head up to the roof.
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It was at that time that the lieutenant cursed the second seat. But oh well, there wasn't much he could do about it. Climbing into the gyrocopter, he waited for the pilot to do the same.
He just hoped Goose wouldn't get overly emotional or something about the change and the 'copter. Of course he wouldn't put it past the pilot.
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Lifting it up, she flew a ways over the city, glancing down every so often to make sure she was going the right way to the store. Hm, definitely looked right... they probably weren't too far off. The store WAS awfully close to their place.
She then saw a signpost jutting into the air, a very colorful one that had caught her eye. The department store, bingo. "Heeeere we are!" She announced as she lowered the craft down into the parking lot, finding a nice place to keep it landed.
Climbing out, she looked over at Surge and waited for him to get out, as well.
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But soon they were up in the air, flying toward FDC. Wherever Goose chose to shop would probably be good enough. So when they finally landed, Surge got out without a word.
The department store, huh? That seemed like a good idea. Department stores usually had wide varieties of all sorts of clothes. It was good enough a place to start searching, at any rate.
Nodding at his companion, Surge responded, "Lead the way."
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"Heh, how 'bout you go grab some condoms, any kind, and I'll just start lookin' for clothes? Ya' can meet me by the fittin' rooms, I guess!" She ushered Surge off, grabbed a shopping cart, and then headed into the oodles and oodles of women's clothing. She might as well start there first, but it'd... take a while of finding her size in comparison to her old male's clothing.
Thus, she picked out a couple of outfits, all in different sizes and shapes, and then walked over to the fitting rooms. Yet, she did not go inside just yet, and decided to just wait for Surge to get back.
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"I guess you should start tryin' stuff on. I'll tell you if they look good or not," he smirked. "If you need help with anything, just call out."
In all honesty, this felt a little weird. Surge had never gone shopping with a girl before. A boy-turned-girl. Whatever. To the unsuspecting eye, it probably was a very common scene. A girl dragged her boyfriend to the store, tried on clothes, and then will probably force him to carry all the bags.
But Surge had never done something so mundane as this before. It was... different, to say the least.
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He stared. And stared. And stared some more. Until finally...
"You look really good," he mumbled, still in a half-daze. The shirt and skirt definitely brought out the pilot's new curves. And god damn if Goose wasn't one smoking hot babe right now.
That was when Surge's mind crashed back into reality. "What? Tops? Oh right, sure!" Now that the wheels had started turning, there was no stopping them. "I'll be right back, don't go anywhere!"
And before Goose could reply, the lieutenant was off looking for attractive and somewhat revealing tops for the pilot.
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... hrrrrgh. Maybe she'd deal with it if it wound up that she'd never be a man again. MAYBE. But that was a very big maybe.
Groaning, she walked off into the fitting room stall and undressed herself, getting into the outfit she came in again and saving everything else in the cart. She then moved on to grab some lingerie from the nearby aisle to try on. Eh, did she even have a choice?
Sighing, she headed back to the fitting room, and waited for Surge... yet again.
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