Me: What souvenir do you want from Europe?
Mom: Paul McCartney.
Me: *laugh* Something a bit more doable?
Mom: I don't know. Not a key chain.
Me: Why don't I get you a rosary in France?
Mom: *SCOFF*
Me: What!? I like rosaries they're pretty! And getting something Catholic can't be much more French.
Mom: I don't want a rosary.
Me: You didn't
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