Bored in the office? Someone who irritates you gone on lunch / vacation / holiday? Want to annoy the bejesus out of them when they get back?

Here are two suggestions.

1. Using a coin or similar, prize a couple of the keys off their keyboard and put them back the wrong way around. Don't do it with lots, just two should do. This will take them ages to ( Read more... )

I had a small cyst removed from the back of my wrist earlier. The local anesthetic is now wearing off. Oweee!

There's a hole in my forearm, dear Liza, dear Liza, a hole in my forearm dear Liza, a hole..

Oh yes... I forgot


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Here are three tips that may or may not improve your life ( Read more... )

I can't seem to find "Source" on Google maps. It must be a very busy place, though, every bottle of mineral water I've ever drunk claims to have been bottled there!

Merry Friday everyone!

Gah!

I've emo'd myself! I was busy making a harp (no, not a real one, a prop) and I wasn't being as careful as I should be with the rasp. Net result I have a nice scratch right across the inside of my left wrist. Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

First, apologies to all the people I usually talk to on messenger(s). I've broken mine. It could be a while before I figure out what's wrong with the bastard thing. For the technically minded, GAIM seems to be having some sort of argument with the gnome panel. I'll get to the bottom of it eventually.

For curiosity's sake I thought I'd do a calorie ( Read more... )

No, I haven't disappeared off the face of the planet, I've been in Leeds this week, on business and away from LJ ( Read more... )

Thoughts that you wish you weren't having number 327:

"Why is the underside of my bread damp?", shortly followed by the answer, "Ah, that's because I buttered it on the same chopping board I spilt Dave's Insanity Sauce on earlier and then forgot to clean up ( Read more... )

( George Goble and a Meme )