[TEXT/VIDEO] Kanaya: Broadcast.

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[Finding refuge in a place that isn't the outskirts of the junkyard, a troll is intent on immediately fiddling with her voice, typing in a frenzy in order to seek out those who know her. After having a few name trolls confirmed first hand, she cannot help but have her hopes high as she proceeds to address the network via text.]

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[manipul8trix]

Fussyfangs????????
You're 8ack! Must 8e a trend, haha.
Except I guess you 8n't the same Kanaya that was here 8efore?
8luh. Whatever! Like it matters. I mean it's cool.
Welcome 8ack to shitty space st8tionsville, Meddleprongs! ::::D

ditto!

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[Oh, it's Vriska. And flippant as ever, she sees. There's a minor flinch for but a moment, but- well, geniality and camaraderie is paramount at this moment in time.]

Yes Hello Vriska
Ive Indeed Heard Recollections Of My Being Here In The Past
And Although I Am Still Confused By The Workings Of Time And Space Here
I Know That It Is Immaterial Compared To Where We Are Now
That Being Said Thank You For The Warm Welcome

[manipul8trix]

Oh, right, w8.
I forgot to give you your new8ie inform8tion pack! :::;D
Juuuuuuuust a second.

-- arachnidsGrip [aG] attached file "New8ieGuide.txt". Accept file [Y]/N? --

There. That will tooooooootally clear up at least 80% of your questions and pro8lems and 8efuddlements!
And uh. Speaking of. Questions. And stuff.

> Vriska: Attempt to be tactful and delicate.

So are we still pale at your time point or do we have to 8r8k up all over again. ::::?

Your attempt is an overwhelming failure.

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[Accepting that file! And reading it.]

It Seems You Have Quite The Established Presence Here
Then Again You Were Always One To Be Ahead Of The Game So To Speak

[She probably shouldn't be stroking her ego at this point in time, but-- damn, this is most certainly comprehensive enough. Attitude aside, this is written most assuredly from experience.

She's about to comment when--]

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[moeclaws]

Kanaya! You came back, too! [Nepeta has her face pressed up to the feed in excitement, as she is wont to do]

This has been a pawsitively wonderful week, oh my gosh. Oh, but this isn't a trial. I think it's kind of more a mistake?

ditto!

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[If anything, Nepeta's cheer was most certainly contagious. She'll sit calmly while watching the display, lips curling as she rests her chin upon her hand.]

Yes, I am certainly having something of a glorious return, even though I can't seem to relish it nearly as much as everyone else.

[She'll maintain the smile, however.] Oh? Why would you consider all this a mistake?

[moeclaws]

That's ok, I'm purretty sure that we'll be able to make just as nice memories as the ones from befur in no time. It's really easy to do here! [she beams, then sits back a little]

And it's a mistake because I'm purretty sure that the rip thing that brought us all here isn't supposed to have happened. We're all kind of waiting fur it to get fixed.

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I would like that, Nepeta. Though really, prior to coming here, we've had a handful of memories before, right? It's not as though anything has changed since then-- [A pause.] Unless there have been two handfuls of developments that I have come to miss in my supposed absence.

[And another pause as she dwells on this. A thing that wasn't supposed to have happened? That sounds... familiar.] We seem to lack the luck in regards to time and space such as this.

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[selfkismesis]

[ There is a scene in troll Twilight where Bella rides on a motorcyclelusus (those are real things, btws) with, what most humans would commonly identify as, a child molester. However, it's in this moment that Bella is able to see her long lost matesprit again, despite the fact that he left her to go conquer other planets. Despite his absence, it's only through danger she may see him again.

Karkat knows all this because he tried watching this movie in a ploy to make Kanaya come back. He also knows this because he attempted it himself (nope, getting into trouble all the time does not bring your moirail back, this is a fact yup). ]

[selfkismesis]

[ But there's that familiar text, and there's that familiar face, and Karkat is flipping his shit and thanking troll Twilight for returning Kanaya here and Edward, Bella you are the best role models a troll could ever have. ]

3/idk, changed my mind whoops

[selfkismesis]

WOW, WAY TO BE LATE AS FUCK.
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG

[selfkismesis]

[Text]

[equinerotica]

D --> Kanaya
D --> E%cellent, now I am not the only one here with manners

D --> Unfortunately I've only just arrived myself
D --> Someone else will have to e%plain

D --> You should probably not ask a fellow troll
D --> Honestly

ditto!

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Greetings To You Too Equius
Yes I Have Always Found Geniality To Be Essential When Dealing With Others
Its Only The Right Thing To Do In Most Cases
The Fact That You Have Recently Arrived However Piques My Interest
How Is It That We Had Not Seen Each Other If We Are Both Relatively New

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D --> That is quite curious
D --> However
D --> Nepeta 100cated me almost immediately
D --> I suppose we just scarcely missed one another
D --> And, well
D --> It is a rather monumental station

D --> Also
D --> You will ask one of our comrades to provide directions to our hive

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That Makes Sense
Moirails Attract One Another Like A Powerful Magnetic Device
And Yes It Is More Than Expansive
More Than I Am Used To Honestly
I Am Fortunate To Have Found Less Than Antagonistic Persons Here
And Yes
Locating The Rest Of The Team Was Number One On My Priority List

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[roseintheshade]

[Oh.

Oh, it's. Kanaya.

Rose stares at this message for a good long while. A few things pass through her mind. Bitterly confirming that oh yes, you were right all along, all hail the brilliant Kanaya Maryam. Apologizing for ignoring her many warnings. She swaps between anger and contrition like that for a good while before she eventually gets sick of it and sends the first thing that comes to her mind.]

You're rambling, Kanaya.

ditto!

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[For an instant, Kanaya felt a thrill of genuine anxiousness, raising her lips just enough to bare her fangs. The feeling only lasted a second, but it chilled her more than the freezing wind.

Yeah, she really needed to lay off the troll!Twilight.]

Again Sorry
But I Am Sure You Can Emphasize What Its Like To Find Yourself Wriggling About In The Depths Of The Unknown

[--she was in disbelief that she'd just apologized to this bizarre, succinct human who may or may not despise her. Damn it.]

[roseintheshade]

Empathize, and I do believe I am familiar.
Don't worry, the novelty of ignorance wears off quickly. Then, there's the weeks of mind-numbing boredom and frustration to look forward to.

DAMN YOU AUTO CORRECT /face in hands

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How Could One Possibly Find Boredom In A New Place
Though I Can Wholly Understand The Frustration Factor