[Finding refuge in a place that isn't the outskirts of the junkyard, a troll is intent on immediately fiddling with her voice, typing in a frenzy in order to seek out those who know her. After having a few name trolls confirmed first hand, she cannot help but have her hopes high as she proceeds to address the network via text.]
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D --> E%cellent, now I am not the only one here with manners
D --> Unfortunately I've only just arrived myself
D --> Someone else will have to e%plain
D --> You should probably not ask a fellow troll
D --> Honestly
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Yes I Have Always Found Geniality To Be Essential When Dealing With Others
Its Only The Right Thing To Do In Most Cases
The Fact That You Have Recently Arrived However Piques My Interest
How Is It That We Had Not Seen Each Other If We Are Both Relatively New
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D --> However
D --> Nepeta 100cated me almost immediately
D --> I suppose we just scarcely missed one another
D --> And, well
D --> It is a rather monumental station
D --> Also
D --> You will ask one of our comrades to provide directions to our hive
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Moirails Attract One Another Like A Powerful Magnetic Device
And Yes It Is More Than Expansive
More Than I Am Used To Honestly
I Am Fortunate To Have Found Less Than Antagonistic Persons Here
And Yes
Locating The Rest Of The Team Was Number One On My Priority List
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D --> Prepare to be surprised
D --> For instance
D --> There are two highb100ds
D --> Also they will likely annoy you with talk of how you might have been here previously
D --> So
D --> Get acquainted with that feeling
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I Am Well Acquainted With The Strange And Volatile
To Some Extent At The Very Least
Aside From Being Told I Have Returned To A Place I Fail To Remember
How Is This Different From How We Lived Before
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D --> There are
D --> Two
D --> Gamzees
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Wait, but-- WHAT?]
I Am Not Sure
Well
I Would Ask How That Is Even A Possibility
But Then Again Considering How Weve Arrived Here
Such An Idea Is Not Too Far-fetched
Still That Is Mildly Perplexing To Begin To Think About
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D --> But, well
D --> That is the only pair I have personally e%perienced
D --> That matters, anyhow
D --> You will have your fill of Dave humans
D --> You could say we have
D --> All of them
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Might I Ask Who Else You Know Of
Your Subjective Opinions Aside Please
While I Am Grateful For The Information
Its Always Good To Know What One Is Dealing With
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D --> There are two of Captor
D --> Which doubles my ve%ation
D --> But I must admit it is
D --> Oddly appropriate
D --> We are also afforded double the Pyrope
D --> And
D --> Three
D --> Dave humans
D --> Three
D --> Plus the Dave human's man human 100sus
D --> Who is fundamentally just an older Dave human
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Yes
I Do Find It Fitting As Well
The Theme Of Duality Is Something Sollux Exemplifies
You Could Say The Same Of Terezi
After All It Would Even The Scales Wouldnt It
The Dave Human Is Very Much Perplexing
As The Ultimate Troll To End All Trolls I Say We Have Our Work Cut Out For Us
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D --> Or a sarcastic jab
D --> In this one instance I would approve of sarcasm
D --> Since
D --> Well
D --> He was at least in part responsible for the potential apocalypse of our universe
D --> So actually
D --> That wouldn't be sarcasm at all
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I Have Been Practicing Sarcasm After All
Its Good To Know That It Is Not Lost On You
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D --> Much to my chagrin
D --> So I've been 100king into it
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Almost
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