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[johnnygat]

Well, what a motherfuckin' surprise.

[The device flickers on to the sound of him reloading something heavy- to be specific, what looks like a pair of AK-47s. A man of Chinese decent leans down to glare at the screen, and he picks it up, brow furrowing as he shakes it hard.]

This thing on? Where the hell is Pierce when you need him--

[He uses the

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[chozobloodrites]

Put that down before you hurt yourself.

You've been transported illegally through an unrepairable space rift.

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[johnnygat]

I know how to handle a gun. Or, guns.

[What is she wearing. He's heard of and seen ridiculous gang outfits before, but this is a lot more than tribal tattoos and an abundance of red muscle shirts.]

Unrepairable space rift? Look, you want to tell it to me straight before I get madder, or after?

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[chozobloodrites]

Of course.

I'm telling you in the most "straight" way possible without having to give a lesson in astrophysics.

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[johnnygat]

So you're tellin' me- along with all these fuckin' new age video game holograph shits floating around- that I'm in space?

[feartheclown]

[YOU SPEAK HIS LANGUAGE.]

Aw shit, motherfucker. You're motherfuckin' packin'.

Might wanna be all chillin', though. They can pull any brother here.

[johnnygat]

Fuck yeah, Friendly Fire always keeps me up-to-date on the good shit. [Gun pride gooo~]

[He snorts.] What the fuck are you talking about? Cops? The last time I gave a shit about co-

[johnnygat]

[He stops and stares at the screen. He hadn't noticed because YEAH someone who speaks his language and compliments his guns but why is this person gray.]

The fuck.

[feartheclown]

Cops? I... don't think so?

...What?

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[notjelly]

[Camille instantly dislikes him and instantly determines that this one is going to be oh-so-trollable. So she shows up as an abomination, with extra limbs and eyes and other appendages, tentacles, fins, quills, and lots of slime. It's kinda gross.]

Hu hu hu, welcome to Sacrosanct then, motherfuckin' Johnny Gat!

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[johnnygat]

[His eyebrow slowly rises. Shaundi told him that it was only a blunt- he was going to kill her if she sneaked some Loa Dust and God knows what else into that-- but if this is real, it's probably a costume. Maybe this is all one big elaborate prank.]

So when'd I wind up in some low-budget horror film? The Creature of the Black Lagoon in Space? Real scary.

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[notjelly]

I have no idea what a black lagoon is, I'm afraid! Well, unless you're determining it as black by water color in which case, why would anyone admit to being from there? Ew! [She sprouts spider legs and rises up a bit off the ground.] But, if it's the reality of the situation you're questioning, I can guarantee that both the station and myself are very much real!

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[johnnygat]

[pokerface.jpg even though this is starting to freak him out a little bit.]

So, space station, badly voiced animatronics, furries everywhere. Thought I'd seen everything.

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[azulescarabajo]

'Gat?' Your name is Gat? Naming yourself after the street slang for a gun is kind of ridiculous.

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[johnnygat]

Like I picked my last name. But the press eats that shit up- you don't know how many times the headline goes somethin' like 'Gat Kills Ten with Gats'.

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[azulescarabajo]

Oh.

Sorry. I just assumed it was some sort of street na--

You killed people?!

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[johnnygat]

Come on. Seriously? You've never heard of me? Johnny Gat, second-in-command of the 3rd Street Saints? You know, orders around all the dumbasses in purple when the boss is too busy getting blown up on boats?

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[ringsdoorbells]

[Oh Jesus. He sounds unstable. Please do not open fire on hapless pedestrians, dude.]

You should probably hold off on shooting people for a bit.

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[johnnygat]

And why the fuck should I? It's not my fault they run into my bullets.

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[ringsdoorbells]

Because there's a group of people who don't appreciate innocent bystanders being murdered and if your confusion's any indication of it, you're all by your lonesome.

Starting trouble without any backup would be extremely unwise.

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[johnnygat]

Look, maybe you're not from Stilwater, but I'm not somebody you fuck around with. I don't give a shit about you or your buddies- I do things, and I do them my way.