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[johnnygat]

Well, what a motherfuckin' surprise.

[The device flickers on to the sound of him reloading something heavy- to be specific, what looks like a pair of AK-47s. A man of Chinese decent leans down to glare at the screen, and he picks it up, brow furrowing as he shakes it hard.]

This thing on? Where the hell is Pierce when you need him--

[He uses the

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[chozobloodrites]

Put that down before you hurt yourself.

You've been transported illegally through an unrepairable space rift.

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[johnnygat]

I know how to handle a gun. Or, guns.

[What is she wearing. He's heard of and seen ridiculous gang outfits before, but this is a lot more than tribal tattoos and an abundance of red muscle shirts.]

Unrepairable space rift? Look, you want to tell it to me straight before I get madder, or after?

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[chozobloodrites]

Of course.

I'm telling you in the most "straight" way possible without having to give a lesson in astrophysics.

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[johnnygat]

So you're tellin' me- along with all these fuckin' new age video game holograph shits floating around- that I'm in space?

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[johnnygat]

You really expect me to believe that? Come on, do I look high?

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[chozobloodrites]

Yes.

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[johnnygat]

... look. I might have a blunt on me, but I only smoked half, and that was a while ago.

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[chozobloodrites]

... I was answering your first question.

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[johnnygat]

Oh. Right. Well, let's say I do believe this bullshit, that I'm in a space ship. How the fuck do I get out?

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[chozobloodrites]

You don't. Not until I find a way.