Apr 15, 2011 21:24
Well, what a motherfuckin' surprise.
[The device flickers on to the sound of him reloading something heavy- to be specific, what looks like a pair of AK-47s. A man of Chinese decent leans down to glare at the screen, and he picks it up, brow furrowing as he shakes it hard.]
This thing on? Where the hell is Pierce when you need him--
[He uses the back of his hand, still holding his very large automatic weapon, to push up his square frames. His glare is pretty fearsome- it could probably melt steel and cut through diamonds. He looks like one pissed off dude.]
I don't know where the fuck I am or who the fuck did this, but I am motherfuckin' Johnny Gat, and if you don't think I won't shoot you down, plus every single motherfuckin' 3rd Street Saint that happens on your dumb ass when they get here--
Well then, you just made the biggest mistake of your life, asshole.
johnny gat