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[johnnygat]

Well, what a motherfuckin' surprise.

[The device flickers on to the sound of him reloading something heavy- to be specific, what looks like a pair of AK-47s. A man of Chinese decent leans down to glare at the screen, and he picks it up, brow furrowing as he shakes it hard.]

This thing on? Where the hell is Pierce when you need him--

[He uses the

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[feartheclown]

[YOU SPEAK HIS LANGUAGE.]

Aw shit, motherfucker. You're motherfuckin' packin'.

Might wanna be all chillin', though. They can pull any brother here.

[johnnygat]

Fuck yeah, Friendly Fire always keeps me up-to-date on the good shit. [Gun pride gooo~]

[He snorts.] What the fuck are you talking about? Cops? The last time I gave a shit about co-

[johnnygat]

[He stops and stares at the screen. He hadn't noticed because YEAH someone who speaks his language and compliments his guns but why is this person gray.]

The fuck.

[feartheclown]

Cops? I... don't think so?

...What?

[johnnygat]

The fuck's wrong with your skin?

[feartheclown]

What? Oh, I'm just all bein' a troll. This is motherfuckin' normal.

[johnnygat]

Grey hair and- are those fuckin' horns.

[He just. Stares. Brow furrowing go!]

You're one of those... uh, roleplayers, LARPers, or- whatever the hell they call themselves. Furries?

[feartheclown]

Like I said, bro. Troll. We all motherfuckin look like this once we're out of grub stage.

...FLARP? Nah, I ain't done much of that, but some of my bros are into it.

[johnnygat]

Grub stage. Right. I'm curious, you always this crazy, or is it only on the weekends?

[Because... yeah, it has to be just face paint. And fake horns.]

[feartheclown]

...Hahaha.

Motherfucker, you ain't even seen me crazy.

[johnnygat]

Shit, man, whatever. [He just waves his hand at Gamzee. Ignoring the obvious horns and greyness-]

You just wear purple or are you trying to fly colors?

[feartheclown]

[In response to that, Gamzee sticks out his tongue. It's a deep indigo.]

It's in my blood, my brother.

[johnnygat]

[He raises an eyebrow, but has to grin in reply.]

Mine too. [Figuratively speaking.]

[feartheclown]

That right?

I thought all humans had the same lowblooded red blood color.