I want somebody to write me Supreme Court fanfiction where Ginsburg and Scalia meet at Harvard and then have an affair that starts in the seventies and continues, on and off, until today . For material, see this lovely piece. A quote from the article:

Beyond the law, Ginsburg and Scalia seek each other out.

"I have always enjoyed Nino," Ginsburg ( Read more... )

Speaking of things made of awesome, I would like to direct everybody's attention to the most wonderful thing I found today. Which is the community mac_hearts_pc . In case you can't guess, it's a community dedicated to slashing the anthropomorphic Mac and PC of Apple's famed "Get a Mac" ads.
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In response to the LJ Strikethrough debacle:
Making up is Hard to Do (Fandom/LJ, NC-17) by china_shop XD XD
READ IT NOW
IT'S AMAZING.

nhw pointed this out, and it's pretty cool and rather funny. Not realising the microphone is on, Bush and Blair have a conversation...
I found these two quotes incredibly amusing:
Bush: You’re leaving?
Blair: No, no, no not yet. On this trade thingy...
and
Bush: You see, the... thing is what they need to do is to get Syria, to get Hezbollah to stop ( Read more... )

Oh, the Doctor Who season finale broke my heart. Really. I felt slightly better but still rather weepy after this piece by amanuensis1 which is just sweet and wonderful and SO VERY DOCTOR ( Read more... )

Remember the whole Lex Luthor and Clark Kent are so doing it thing? Well, here's a piece of fiction that takes another look at the situation. Only, it's not about Clark and Lex getting it on, but rather... um, Clark thinks he's pregnant. Lex knows that Clark is prettier than he is smart, but aren't delusions of male pregnancy overdoing it? So, I ( Read more... )

So, first we have fake gay news. Because real gay news is too depressing. Which is really, the most hilarious stuff ever. Some quotes for you:

Christian Meteorologists Declare War on Rainbows
Because rainbows are composed of curved spectrums of light that become visibile only when the sun’s light passes through prism-like raindrops during a rain ( Read more... )

So, stellabelle has the funniest H/D poem. Ron discovers Harry with Draco. And then. ahahahaha. A quote:

"He's a coward, a cheat, and ugly to boot ( Read more... )

So, remember how I'm convinced that Lex Luthor is Clark Kent's love slave? And very very gay, or probably bi with all those purple shirts and obsessive gazes at Clark...
I just read the funniest bit of fan-fiction by evangelene . It does get slashy towards the middle, but anybody who's watched even a single episode of Smallville... read it now. It is ( Read more... )

From snegurochka_lee we have the ridiculously funny turtle porn. Completely and totally worksafe, incidentally.
Also, from amaneunsis1, we learn what our good friend Snape has been doing post-HBP. For a moment, imagine Snape as a Dungeon Master... From the comments:
sinick"No, you may not cast Petrificus on the dragon. ...Why? Because someone of your feeble intellect couldn't ( Read more... )