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So, stellabelle has the funniest H/D poem. Ron discovers Harry with Draco. And then. ahahahaha. A quote:
"He's a coward, a cheat, and ugly to boot.
"He looks like a hideous premature newt."
"Yeah," said Harry, "but he's great in the sack."
Ron wheezed, "I think I'm having an asthma attack!
"Are you desperate? Crazy? Stupid? All three?"
Said Harry: "Probably, to a degree."
Some people are too brilliant for words.
"He's a coward, a cheat, and ugly to boot.
"He looks like a hideous premature newt."
"Yeah," said Harry, "but he's great in the sack."
Ron wheezed, "I think I'm having an asthma attack!
"Are you desperate? Crazy? Stupid? All three?"
Said Harry: "Probably, to a degree."
Some people are too brilliant for words.