So I was just thinking ( Read more... )

Went to a fireworks show with Julia tonight, on a whim. I was going to treat my parents to a movie, but they were all, "No, we're too tired." And I was all, "Way to go senior discounts, it's only 7 o'clock ( Read more... )

Things learned today:

If you heat up day old quesadillas in the microwave, it will come out so the tortilla tastes *just* like wong tong noodles in wong tong soup.

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My life is just that fascinating, thanks for asking.

Huh. That was a pretty random string of events that just occurred there ( Read more... )

Halloween costume idea:

French serial killer!

All I'd need would be a stripped shirt, a beret, and a really pointy baguette!

Things Overheard in the Library:

Bald Middle-Aged Man With A Mustache: -- in the day you'd smoke a joint, go to class, no big deal.
Middle-Aged Woman With A Bad Perm: Yeeeah.
Bald Middle-Aged Man With A Mustache: I gave up a big salary for that.
Middle-Aged Woman With A Bad Perm: I -- I don't understand what that has to do with PowerPoint.

My new rule in life is to always flirt with the waiter at Olive Gardens.

For lo, this will potentially lead to me leaving with a bag stuffed with fresh, hot breadsticks. And that is pretty damn sweet.

In conclusion: I will slut it up for breadsticks; I am bread product ho, and I'm cool with that.

Edit: ... The thing about hot breadsticks ( Read more... )

You know what was lame today? Me buying a bottle of cranberry juice, drinking it, and then finding an actual bit of un-juice...ified cranberry in the juice. Like, literally, just a chunk of cranberry was floating around at the bottom on the bottle. Not cool, yo. I mean kudos for keeping it kind of natural and all with real berries and what not, ( Read more... )