( Cut for a truly terribly, awful, offensive comparison. And ice cream. )

I didn't update yesterday! Oh, how quickly my time management skills go to crap. I'll have to update twice today, I guess. I have some very nice excuses though, for why I missed yesterday, which involve dealing with an excessive amount of bullshit ( Read more... )

So I was just thinking ( Read more... )

Professor Ra ... Douche

Holy shit, Ra. I hate you and this stupid assignment. My first paragraph is about how I hate this assignment. My second paragraph is about how I hate you. My paper is about why you are a douche. For statistics, I will take into account the quantative findings of how many times I yelled, “Fuck you!” about you on a hill last ( Read more... )

Oh, God. I had been hoping my Dad had just misheard my Aunt on the phone when she called to tell the news. But no such luck.

My cousin and his wife actually named their child: Cullen.

Cullen, people. His name is Cullen.

I am going to have to love this child and his name is CullenWhat the hell do you do when someone in your family names their ( Read more... )

So, I am trying to apply for summer classes, at the local community college. I am attempting to do so on-line.

THE APPLICATION WAS TOTALLY SASSING ME!

Look!!!


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"This is a test of the Hollins University Emergency Notification System ( Read more... )