I'm seriously considering buying a cane. Trimming off the beard and growing some stubble. I shall then start popping Vicodin like it's candy. I shall start talking with an American accent, and take up practising medicine as a certified diagnostician ( Read more... )

Leaving home this morning for work (for those that don't know, I work Saturdays and usually have Monday off), I wasn't watching where I was going. My attention was divided between kissing Connie goodbye and a car that was stopped in the middle of the road, blocking it ( Read more... )