How I feel...

[simonthecat]

I'm seriously considering buying a cane. Trimming off the beard and growing some stubble. I shall then start popping Vicodin like it's candy. I shall start talking with an American accent, and take up practising medicine as a certified diagnostician.

Yep, I am seriously wondering if I'm becoming House!

P.S.: I've discovered (the hard way) that when going up stairs you lead with the good foot, but when going down stairs, you lead with the bad foot!