Lycurgus Legacy 2.3
We come back to Marco being the only one able to keep up with his own needs. Still.
Dani's bff has a cone on her head. That is all I have to say about this, really.
The bus is for posers, the cool kids get home by running on all fours.
Izzy: Bitch, don't you be thinking about my husband's stocks.
5/5 bitten! Now just a lot of hunting with the pack!
Oh hai pea shooter. Still being awesome over there? Good, good.
Mika: Uh, helloooo, excuse me, that glitched zombie way over there is keeping me from going through the door that's right in front of me!
Izzy: Look, all I'm saying is that it has to come from your side of the family. I mean, I only dropped her on her head once. I dropped Marco on his a lot more than that and he's turned out fine!
Marco: It's the rocking chair's fault that I stink. I hate you, rocking chair.
...right, he's totally normal, Izzy.
Dani is cheering because she aged up right before the bus got there, and thus? No school for her! Picture with stats coming when the rest of the kids join her, for comparison purposes.
Dani: You picked the wrong yard, kitty. You look just about bite-sized.
Sure, this can't go wrong at all! Let's see what the Lycurgus teens do with no supervision...
Marco reconciles with the rocking chair.
Mika catches up on her homework.
Ah! There we go! Andi chats up the maid. Way to go, you troublemaker.
Mika: Excuse me, Mister Maid. Just doing your job while you stare at my underaged sister's chest.
So I sent them to town to see if they'd raise a little more hell.
Marco rummages through trash cans.
Andi destroys public property.
Andi: It's occurred to me that we could cause more trouble as a pack. Join me?
Thatta girl!
You. Can play catch. With a pea shooter. I AM NAMING YOU PERCIVAL AND KEEPING YOU FOREVER!!!
Marco: So you're gay, right?
Purple-Winged Fairy: Of course not, silly!
Marco: The world is a confusing place.
Purple-Winged Fairy: Oh, kids. They don't understand that it take a real manly man to pull off purple.
Mika: Uh, I noticed you're a werewolf like me. I really like your fur, it's pretty.
Sugar: Thanks! I go to the dog wash.
(lol at Marco still trying to make sense of the fairy in the background.)
Hi guys, welcome home!
Barry: It's good to be back!
Izzy: No it isn't.
A brief side-by-side of Dani and Izzy... and I still can't tell if Dani's a clone or not.
It's prom night at Monster High! Andi is the only one who got there, they're all grounded for the house being messy when the adults got home... but Andi figured out how to sneak out without getting caught! Of course, getting back in is another matter altogether...
Andi: I swear, I didn't do it on purpose. It isn't revenge for getting grounded, really.
Mika caught on fire. Dani shows signs of being as badass as her mother.
Speaking of her mother... Her LTW includes collecting $40,000 worth of items from hunting. She was at $35,000 when they went on the vacation. She came back with $0. Thus, she has quit her job and is spending all of her time hunting, eating, and sleeping.
Mika: Dad, the sink's broken.
Barry: I can see that, Mika.
Mika: Why aren't you fixing it?
Barry: I'm not the one that fixes the sinks, your mom does that.
Mika: Why isn't mom fixing it?
Barry: I don't know, she's still running around digging holes in the yard.
Okay, guys, the pillow fighting is cute for now, but this better not become a thing. This isn't Sims 2.
Where are you going, Mika?
Mika: I'm mopping up the puddle in the kitchen.
Why are you being so sneaky about it?
Mika: Mind your own business.
I see, the fact that the puddle in the kitchen was conveniently close to the front door had nothing to do with it. So where are you sneaking off to while grounded?
...you guys are really epically bad at this whole teenage rebellion thing.
Since when does being grounded mean you don't have to go to school, anyway? I'm pretty sure these two had a much better time practicing fighting in the yard, anyway.
Dani: Look, you only have a little while left as a teenager. You should enjoy it while you can. I'll talk to mom and dad for you, there's no reason for you to be grounded for having a messy house when it's the maid's fault, anyway.
Andi: I owe you one, sis.
Andi: RAWR!
Dani: OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU???
Dani: BAD SISTER! BAD!
Andi: I told you I owed you for making me go back to school!
Uh, Izzy, your couch. It's blinking.
Izzy: I'm sure it's nothing.
And Marco, who I was trying to keep in werewolf form so he wouldn't age up, sneaks a transformation in and has a birthday before school!
So I go ahead and grow his older sister up.
And his twin, since she already missed the bus to get a piece of cake.
So now! I'm pleased to present to you the prospective gen two heirs:
Who will be responsible for passing on the genes? I have no clue yet, and I welcome your opinions. Tune in next time to see who will take over as alpha of the Lycurgus pack!
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