Lycurgus 2.1
Izzy has a bad feeling about why she's nauseated.
Izzy: Damn... sexy... werewolf... husband...
Andrea practices hunting in the bathroom. Good concept, horrible location.
And once more, Izzy realizes she's pregnant on a full moon, while zombies parade around outside getting killed by pea shooters. How many times does it take before this becomes a trend?
Honestly, there comes a point in the game where you get too busy keeping everybody alive to take many pictures... so here, have some birthdays!
...oh Andi, let's just... fix that.
Well, after I get distracted by Dani becoming a child. Adorable! Still looks a lot like Izzy.
A made-over Andi starts trying to win heir points by howling at the moon. Awwww!
Andrea: *whine whine whine whine whiiiiiine*
Danica: Ugh, shut up or I'll eat you. I swear, I will do it.
She means it, too. Also, child werewolves are the cutest thing I have ever seen.
...yeah, everybody's barely staying alive, I got this far into the pregnancy too distracted to take pictures. I don't want to think about what it will be like once the baby gets here.
LOOK, actual parenting is happening.
I'm pretty sure I just took this one because werewolf kids are freaking adorable.
Hey, look! First fire of the legacy!
Barry: HOLY SHIT IT'S A FIRE GET THE KIDS RUN FOR OUR LIVES
Izzy: Seriously. Chill. I've got this.
This is why Izzy's the alpha.
Firefighter: Hey, I thought there was a fire here.
Barry: My pregnant wife is better at your job than you are. We COULD HAVE DIED BEFORE YOU GOT HERE.
'Sup, Izzy?
Izzy: Nothin', just having a baby now.
You sure you don't want to wait? You already fought a fire tonight.
Izzy: Nah, now's good. Might as well get all of Barry's freaking out over with in one night.
Barry: OH MY GOD MY WIFE IS HAVING A PUP SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING
Izzy: Stop screaming, you pussy, I'm the one pushing this thing out.
Hey, first boy of the legacy! And on the same night as the first fire, too.
And another girl. FML.
Then, I noticed something:
You kids are the worst werewolves ever, seriously.
Izzy autonomously woke up when she wasn't fully rested to go practice fighting with this guy. Because she's fucking hardcore, okay?
Then, Izzy did the Terrifying Roar action, and Dani passed out with an entire room between them. C'mon, Dani, you're a werewolf too, this shouldn't bother you that much.
And more heir points were won as she autonomously begins to clean the kitchen.
As I was busy keeping everyone alive... twin birthdays!
Marco, proving that real werewolves wear pink.
Mika, who apparently belongs to the milkman as there is no other explanation for her being blonde.
So, Barry, what do you think? Ready to potty train all these toddlers?
Barry: Fuck. You.
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