Lycurgus 2.0
We left Izzy Lycurgus in labor with her first child... and we pick back up with her strolling leisurely across town toward the hospital, not a care in the world.
No, seriously. It's like she didn't even notice she was having a baby.
Izzy: Compared to changing into a werewolf? This is nothing.
Barry: OH MY GOD HOLY FUCK MY WIFE IS HAVING A BABY I AM FREAKING OUT MAN
I'm glad to see someone reacting with the appropriate haste.
And a few Sim hours later, Danica Lycurgus emerges into the world.
Izzy promptly spends the next couple of days constantly in werewolf form, just to make up for the horror of not being able to transform while pregnant.
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? Certainly not Dani.
One of Izzy's celebrity opportunities is going and dancing at a club for three hours. It turns out she kind of sucks at dancing.
♫ There's a zombie on your lawn, there's a zombie on your lawn, there's a zombie on your lawn... ♫
Izzy: Uh... hi? You're kind of in my yard, could you fight me or come in for brains a la mode or something interesting?
IZZY NO DO NOT EAT HER, she is the only potential heir at the moment! ...no mostly I took this to show off the fact that the Lycurguses scrimped and saved and now have an actual house with actual wall coverings and stuff.
The outside dining area is Izzy's favorite, if something can be done sitting at a table that is where she will be to do it.
Apparently this is just how werewolves eat. I thought it had something to do with the "Hungry Like the Wolf" moodlet but no, no, that's all the time.
I also finally got Barry a bar so he can start increasing his mixology skill. It's not going so well, actually.
Dani aged up! I think she looks mostly like Izzy.
Apparently furniture scratching is the werewolf equivalent of the toilets in Sims 2... most annoying toddler entertainment ever.
...I don't blame you, Dani, I hate that rug too, but someone gave it to your mother and by golly we are going to use it.
Here is where I remembered to download my Plants vs Zombies content pack.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
♫ We don't want zombiiiies on the laaaawn! ♫
...just a liiiittle closer...
But no, she just stood there in that exact same spot the rest of the night, just out of pea shooter range. DON'T BE SUCH A BITCH ZOMBIE I JUST WANT TO KILL YOU. Or turn you human, whatever.
In the midst of the zombie attack, Izzy realizes that she's pregnant again.
And now time for an Izzy pregnancy montage!
End montage! Yes, this pregnancy was really that boring. Dani even got potty trained and learned to talk somewhere in there.
The fuck, dude? Does the paparazzi really know no boundaries even in the Sims? IT'S 2AM AND IZZY IS ABOUT TO POP AT ANY SECOND!
See? Told you so.
And here we have pup number two! Since Izzy was so blasé about the whole process the first time, I figured there was no use in the hospital this time, so Andrea is born in her parents' bedroom while her father tries to get some sleep.
Heh heh, oh hey, look who's still here...
And this is why you don't fuck with a werewolf. Welcome to the pack, paps.
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