Lycurgus Legacy 2.2
Izzy greets her first day back to work after being on maternity leave for four kids by sprinting to the car.
...leaving her toddlers with a babysitter who should probably be in school. Hello there, pretty, why aren't you in an age range where you could join the legacy?
...Dani, school's out. Why didn't you ride the bus home?
Dani: I was in a bad mood and I changed into a werewolf and the bus left without me.
Okay, so why are you still here?
Dani: It's so loud and the babies are always crying and I'm tired and hungry and the bench was right here and I thought I'd take a nap...
Oh, Dani. Just go home, bb.
Dani: Okay, if I have to.
Well, at least there will be one less crying baby. Andi grew up! Uh, badly, I didn't get to choose her trait.
Barry aged up, too.
So did Izzy. Fortunately, they both still have their entire adult lifespan to accomplish their goals, now that they've popped out the required potential heirs!
I don't know why I didn't get a picture of the actual bite, but Izzy transformed this chick. 3/5!
Oh, look, another birthday!
Teen Dani! Her trait was chosen because she already cleans everything under the sun, I might as well make it official.
Barry: I love you, honey.
Izzy: Uh, what the fuck are you doing? Every time you touch me I get pregnant and I'm NOT doing that again!
Izzy: Oh, fine. I love you too.
That athletic trait is coming out full force, now that Dani is a teenager. Every time she has a moment to spare, she is working out in front of the TV.
She also continues to rack up heir points by pitching in to take care of the twins. That extra set of hands makes a difference!
Twin birthdays! Both of them turned out pretty darn cute. No, I didn't get to choose their traits, either.
Mika: Ugh, homework is too hard!
Dani: Shut up, you don't get to complain until you're in high school.
And now a segment in which we check how many Lycurgus children have transformed into a werewolf because of a bad mood/low motives!
And we're four for four! Excellent.
Had to get Barry a professional bar before he could develop his mixology skills anymore! He's come a long way.
MIKA STOP TEARING UP THE COUCH. WE NEED THAT.
...oh it's the rug? Okay, carry on.
Dani: Uh, Andi, you do know that horses don't fly, right?
Andi: Yeah, and werewolves don't exist.
Dani: Point taken.
This is where I take a moment to say "Look at the rack on that bouncer!"
What? Izzy has to find people to bite somewhere. 4/5!
Again, so nice to have another Sim who can take care of herself. Okay, as much as Dani works out, that pudgy belly has to be the way she's standing, or the design of the shirt, right?
I'm not sure why I took this. Probably just because Dani's really pretty right here.
Uh, Mika?
Mika: I don't understand why Dani's mad at me, I just said maybe she should try a salad. I like salads.
Poor Dani, looks like she took the fat jokes to heart.
Full moon! There ya go, Dani, I'm sure being a werewolf is great exercise.
The Night of the Zombie Fairy (a Lifetime movie)
ZF: I'm so conflicted. As a fairy, I live to nurture plants and help them grow. But as a zombie, I have this uncontrollable urge to destroy them. I don't know what to do! Should I be true to my origins as a fairy? Or should I admit that those days are gone and embrace my zombie nature? On the other hand, I could just stand here by the house moaning in indecision all night! Yes, I'll go with option number three. Sometime the best choice is not to choose at all.
Please, the whole family eats spoiled food when they're werewolves, if I don't see it and stop them in time. What's one little drink going to do?
Uh. Except then she spent the rest of the day with the nausea moodlet and promptly vomited as soon as she arrived at home. Oops.
Getting gems cut is expensive, so I got Izzy a gem cutting machine. Now the entire family is constantly rolling wishes to cut gems. Even the ones without any gems in their inventories. OBVIOUSLY the solution is more hunting - we need to bulk up that family income to get that bar that Barry wants!
Marco is such a good boy. Even stinky and miserable, he still comes home and does his homework autonomously. Except for when he immediately goes to bed. The Lycurgus family doesn't believe in traditional sleep schedules.
And here is where it takes me for-freaking-ever to stop being an airhead and realize that Sims can't grow up whilst in werewolf form. And also where Andi manages to stay in werewolf form nonstop for days on end.
Marco, on the other hand, grows up right on schedule. Guess who wins the award for being able to take care of himself! No picture yet, I decided to wait for the girls.
I sent Izzy off to a coworker's party to help her keep him as a friend, and then I suddenly got a memory of Izzy skinny dipping in a hot tub. Well, I guess that's one way to be popular...
And I finally get the girls out of werewolf form so they can grow up!
Izzy: It's about damn time. Now I won't have to cook for them ever again.
Mika: WOO! HEY MOM LOOK! LOOK MOM! I'M GROWING UP TOO!
Izzy: Sure, go for it, I have eyes in the back of my head, I'm watching.
Andi... oh dear. That nose is unfortunate, she kind of looks Seussian. Marco and Mika are much, much better, in spite of Mika still being a genetic anomaly.
Marco: Why are you watching this, it's so dumb.
Mika: Shut up, it's romantic. You're such a boy, of course you don't understand.
Dani: ...no, seriously, what the fuck are you watching?
Pretty typical. Andi likes to accessorize when in werewolf form to make up for all that fur. Mika, like Dani, will clean at the expense of her own health. Marco just kind of sits on the couch and pretends none of this is happening.
No, really, at the expense of her own health.
Marco: Ewww, Mika just pissed herself, that's disgusting! I'm so glad we didn't share a womb... oh wait.
Mika: Oh, no, I'm so embarrassed, what do I do?
Wolf out, of course, they pee wherever they want. Mika also likes to accessorize as a werewolf.
Barry likes to jam with the pea shooter. ilu, Barry, never change.
Izzy and Mika bond by hunting as a pack. Marco and Dani joined them later, but they missed being in the picture.
As for Andi... well...
Mika: I think my sister needs a 12 step program.
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