Four weeks and counting, the peanut butter crisis continues. Customers return mostly empty jars of Peter Pan peanut butter to get a refund from Wegmans, just in case their peanut butter was accidentally poisoned with salmonella. Every day for the past four weeks the cart full of mostly empty jars has been just outside the back doors into the ( Read more... )

Last night I was called in to work to make a sign for the "Aqua" display by the front doors ( Read more... )

According to Sondheim "A slotted spoon doesn't hold much soup ( Read more... )

yesterday I was in the computer room at work. Matt from fish came in and told me I had my uniform on backwards. I had walked all the way from the back of the service desk, past subshop, past deli, past produce, chatted with Al at the meal station, past grocery, through the back doors and up to the break room and I didn't notice anyone looking at ( Read more... )

today, as yesterday, I brushed my hair with a wegmans

plastic

fork.

Do I really think so little of my hair?

No, quite the contrary.

It is because I feel so strongly about my appearance that I was forced to do it.

Today at work, Hal from Grocery came to me and asked that I make a silhouette of a female golfer. It would be a floor-stand-person-thing for the in store LPGA promotion ( Read more... )

HORROR ( Read more... )

to answer ALL previous comments at once ( Read more... )

Hello mister night manager. Thank you for answering my page so quickly. See I seem to have cut my finger off with this EXACTO knife here. What? Who am I? I'm the Sign Shop girl! I don't know why I was playing with knives so late at night, but I have the sneaking suspicion that its Grocery's fault. So if you could please call an ambulance for ( Read more... )

at work ( Read more... )