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This video is much more fun than I thought it would be. Also, I totally thought he was going to end up with the cashier, not some random blonde lady. DARK CURLY HAIR WILL HAVE ITS DAY ( Read more... )

( Food dissatisfaction )

I call Mom on her cell phone.

Mom: What a coincidence! Dad and I were just talking about you!
Kelsey: What were you saying about me?
Mom: We were wondering if you would be willing to go to ABC* for dinner, because we're hungry and we don't feel like cleaning up. Why did you call me?
Kelsey: I was going to find out what your plans for dinner were, ( Read more... )

Dad: Did Mom tell you what she wants from Famous Dave's?
Kelsey: No.
Dad: She must want us to decide what she wants.
Kelsey: What do you think we should get?
Dad: Cole slaw.
Kelsey: She likes cole slaw. What else?
Dad: Nothing else.
Kelsey: Just cole slaw?
Dad: Yes.
Kelsey: What are you getting?
Dad: Cole slaw.
Kelsey: What am I getting? I don't have to get ( Read more... )

I'm watching Fall of the Roman Empire and commenting on plot points via text to James.Kelsey: Wait confused. First she's all "oh yeah I'm leading this rebellion" and then she's like "I can't believe you're rebelling against Rome ( Read more... )

Erich: We're thinking about going camping next summer. You should come! It'll be awesome!
Kelsey: Where are you going camping?
Erich: There's only one place in the state to go camping. Where else?
Joe: Shenandoah Valley.
Kelsey: Well we are nearby other states.
Erich: Oh, right, West Virginia.
Kelsey: Maryland. Even Gettysburg is only an hour away.
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( Family gossip )

Hey guys, remember that I dated Hat Guy for three weeks, and then he broke up with me over the phone, and then his creepy friend contacted me out of the blue to try to get a revenge date out of me, and then several months later I found out that he dumped me because his ex-girlfriend took him back? Yeah, anyway, they're engaged now.

Two exes married ( Read more... )

I had a vague inkling of my plans this evening. I would drop in on Zeyad's birthday party, eat some pizza, give him his gift, and leave when they left to go bar-hopping. The party was supposed to start at 8:00. At the appointed time, I was stuck in traffic on rt 1. I didn't show up until 8:25. I was still the first person at the restaurant. I had ( Read more... )