I bought razors today finally
I call Mom on her cell phone.
Mom: What a coincidence! Dad and I were just talking about you!
Kelsey: What were you saying about me?
Mom: We were wondering if you would be willing to go to ABC* for dinner, because we're hungry and we don't feel like cleaning up. Why did you call me?
Kelsey: I was going to find out what your plans for dinner were, because if you didn't have any I was going to make a pizza.
Mom: Oh, would you like to join us for ABC then?
Kelsey: Sure!
Mom: Excellent! I'll pick you up in about 12-14 minutes then.
Kelsey: Great! That gives me enough time to start a load of laundry and then put on some boots because I'm all out of clean jeans.
Mom: What do boots have to do with jeans?
Kelsey: Well I'm out of long pants to wear, so I have to wear my capris, so I have to wear boots to cover up the fact that my socks don't match.
Mom cracks up.
Kelsey: What?
Mom: It's a nice day, why don't you wear normal shoes?
Kelsey: Do you know how long it's been since I've shaved?
Mom: Do you really think anyone is going to care?
Kelsey: YES.
Mom cracks up again.
Mom: Okay then. I'll see you in 14 minites then.
*Atlanta Bread Company, not the liquor store
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