What do you call people anyway
I check my email on my phone, then set my phone down on James' printer
James: Who's "John"?
Kelsey: What?
James: Who is John, and why is he commenting on your Christmas list?
Kelsey: That's my father. His name is John.
James: ...Oh. Why is he asking where the World Pee is?
Kelsey: I have no idea.
James: I'm bringing a whole giant bowl of peas to Christmas dinner, and I'll say, "Here's your world peas, Mr. Silver!"
Kelsey: Do you normally call him Mr. Silver?
James: I don't normally call him anything.
Kelsey: I don't normally call your mother anything either. She said to call her Deb though. I don't know, it's weird.
I was only able to have apple juice and a biscuit for breakfast, so I grabbed a smoothie for the first time in a month or so. I forgot how delicious smoothies are. Excuse me, professor, I won't be presenting, I'll be too busy sipping this sweet, sweet sunshine.
James: Who's "John"?
Kelsey: What?
James: Who is John, and why is he commenting on your Christmas list?
Kelsey: That's my father. His name is John.
James: ...Oh. Why is he asking where the World Pee is?
Kelsey: I have no idea.
James: I'm bringing a whole giant bowl of peas to Christmas dinner, and I'll say, "Here's your world peas, Mr. Silver!"
Kelsey: Do you normally call him Mr. Silver?
James: I don't normally call him anything.
Kelsey: I don't normally call your mother anything either. She said to call her Deb though. I don't know, it's weird.
I was only able to have apple juice and a biscuit for breakfast, so I grabbed a smoothie for the first time in a month or so. I forgot how delicious smoothies are. Excuse me, professor, I won't be presenting, I'll be too busy sipping this sweet, sweet sunshine.