Finally saw DH2. General impressions ( Read more... )

Notes: In my call for prompts below (you can still request one if you want...), scarletladyy asked for Narcissa/Hermione darkfic. Unbeta'd and I haven't written much lately so it might be a bit rusty. Hopefully not rusty to the point of creaking, though.

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Which is always tremendously fun for those who become caught up in the cross-fire...

With remarkably little extrapolation, I have come up with a theory pertaining to JKR's recent comments, including but not limited to "Dumbledore is gay" and "I married Harry Potter."

The phenomenon of the 'Harry filter' has been proposed prior to this application, ( Read more... )

Title: If the Shoe Fits
Pairing: HG/SS
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humour/Romance
Summary: Hermione begins to wonder if Severus might have some skeletons in his closet. Literally.
Notes: Sequel to In His Shoes, which may be found for your reading pleasure here. The second part should be posted tomorrow, should life prove obliging.
Un-betaed for the moment, as ( Read more... )

Lately, I've been struggling with wrapping my head around how to write a post-DH Hermione, and not only because of the canon-rape in the book. I can work with what JKR did to the character, as long as we close our eyes and imagine that she was going through some sort of prolonged PMS... and some delusions regarding Ron. Now that we've got the ( Read more... )

First things first, I have a problem with sticky notes.  And sticky flags.  Or anything that involves stationary and some sort of adhesive aspect.


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Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Notes: Because I won't be able to do anything else until I do something about the DH situation and because substituting realities seems to be a bit of a recent theme.  Cut for DH spoilers...

( She didn't actually remember the accident... )

"If I ever have a cat I want to name it Macchiato... Or Benito Mussolini!"
"Why don't you just go straight to Adolf Hitler?"
"Have you ever seen that website, catswholooklikehitler.com?"

And then we laughed until we cried. It may have been the hysteria of, "Oh my God it actually is this bad" finally getting to us, or maybe cats that look like ( Read more... )

Well, the worst is apparently true. Nonetheless, after four glasses of chardonnay, I think I may be at the point where I will not be burning the book at the midnight release, which is probably good and moderately less scarring for the small children in the vicinity.

thehalflie (upon finding out leaked version is true): I've never felt the need to be this ( Read more... )

Boyfriend and I played detective tonight and I would like clarification about the page from the supposed scanned copy of Deathly Hallows ( Read more... )