I'm still recovering from a craptacular weekend, and the Dow Jones takes a 500-point knee to the balls. Yeah, that's about how I feel. But picspam eases the pain, yes. ( 27 pics below.... )

I think I'm getting allergic to diphenhydramine. I mean, I hope and pray that's why I couldn't sleep at all last night. I've been taking it for (checking watch) a long, long time now, so it wouldn't surprise me. Still, aside from incessant itching and being able to spell "diphenhydramine" without looking it up, no adverse effects. Well, itching ( Read more... )

Today blew and it blew hard. It's not good when the Bolts blowing a playoff game isn't the worst thing to happen today. On the upside: snow. Pleasant, if slightly annoying. Eh. Maybe this'll clear some of the taint of the day. ( 38 damn pics below.... )

Picspam eases the pain. And this first guy perfectly illustrates how I feel today. ( 47 pics below.... )

So I slammed the car door shut on that little hockey-puck-thing on the seat belt that keeps the buckle from sliding all the way down the belt, broke the puck in half, now to latch I have to reach down instead of up. Just enough of a change in the routine that when I was fishing around for it and pulling it, somehow the belt caught a hangnail on my ( Read more... )

To celebrate the resurrection of the NFL career of a former colleague's ex-boyfriend, a tremendously huge picspam. (This is too big, isn't it? If so, sorry. What's your picspam threshold? Yes, I care. It's one of the few things I care about today, in fact. If I were going to start drinking, today's the day ( Read more... )

Today just feels cosmically out-of-tune. Granted, my heart's been all askew the last few days, and this morning I'm quite dizzy and more than a little fatigued. Of course this would happen on 4/20, so I'm sure people are getting the wrong impression. But no, just coincidentally ill. Elvis is dead, Sinatra is dead, and me I feel also not so good ( Read more... )

...rendered visually here. God bless you, photo_squirrel.

In the choice between pain and illness, yesterday I chose pain. Today I take the meds and choose illness. At least it's different. Meh.

Also, the question you've always wondered but never asked: "Does Cleveland Police Logo Contain Image Of Pig?" There are a few groups of law enforcers I wouldn't ( Read more... )

I vote we skip the rest of the playoffs and just jump to training camp. Right now.

Also, LJ, feel free to wake your servers the hell back up.

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