The next best thing to being properly medicated? Other people who are.

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... that in the U.S. Supreme Court case Stoner v. California, Potter Stewart wrote that the police could not depend on their bud, a hotel clerk, to help smoke out a suspected robber?

Ah, Blood Bowl. Brilliant idea: imagine a far-flung future where orcs and elves and dwarfs, goblins and humans all co-exist, and someone in that future manages to unearth an ancient NFL rulebook, believing it to be a holy tome worshiping the ancient god Nuffle, and an even more barbaric interpretation of American football springs forth. It's nine ( Read more... )

"This Is Just To Say '09"

I have taken
the percocet
that were in
the medicine cabinet

and which
you were probably
saving
for the weekend

Forgiv me
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Okay, yet another horseman of the apocalypse comes striding forward: I actually have respect for Jenny McCarthy now. Obviously I've been hitting the Benadryl too hard....

There's nothing like forgetting your heart meds to make a Tuesday seem like a Thursday. Odds of me actually staying up for House tonight: slim. Gah. I used to hit 4, 5 am without blinking. I coulda been a contendah.

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From the New Yorker via Boing Boing: the Ambien Cookbook.

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Okay, just one picspam, then a handful of Tylenol PM. (Just kidding. Only four.) ( 31 pics below.... )

Today just feels cosmically out-of-tune. Granted, my heart's been all askew the last few days, and this morning I'm quite dizzy and more than a little fatigued. Of course this would happen on 4/20, so I'm sure people are getting the wrong impression. But no, just coincidentally ill. Elvis is dead, Sinatra is dead, and me I feel also not so good ( Read more... )

The icon adequately reflects my state of mind and body today. I've had a full mug'o coffee, and for the first time in recent memory, I'm not the slightest hearty. I'm occasionally tired from running up and down stairs, and I'm occasionally breathing hard, but my heart is right back on track. Haven't felt this good in a long, long time.

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