Dear Nebraska, Colorado, Texas A&M, and especially Oklahoma and Texas:

Fuck you.

Your athletic institutions are unworthy of affection, sympathy, or even courtesy, you treacherous fetid swine.

NEW DELHI, India (Reuters) -- A Muslim couple in India have been told by local Islamic leaders they must separate after the husband "divorced" his wife in his sleep, the Press Trust of India reported ( Read more... )

Never mind. No new Futurama series. Four DVD movies, instead, as originally thought. Billy West is all hopped up on goofballs.

A big body count does not a good TV show make. Are you listening, 24?

If you thought last week was bad, tonight's going to be nine times worse.

Seriously, I expected wenchamok to (omg spoiler-saturated link) explode.

About 2 a.m. one sleepless night, sophomore Jordan Nott checked himself into George Washington University Hospital ( Read more... )

Romenesko's summary: A suburban Chicago woman's refusal to watch a videotape that reputedly depicts her gang rape could end up derailing the trial of one of her accused attackers. Also, she could be held in contempt of court.

And now I just threw up a little bit.

Seriously. Does anyone even look at the online Collegian anymore, or is it all automated?

I'd think that not putting URLs in the calendar so they don't blow out the table cells would go without saying, but this has happened...well, a lot. And as for not having any news to put in the "news" section...I can't help you there. (Wait: there are more ( Read more... )

Halo 2 for PC? Only under Windows Vista.

BellSouth Corp. confirmed Monday that it is pursuing discussions with Internet content companies to levy charges to reliably and speedily deliver their content and services.

Wow. This could just be a nuisance or, if it's the beginning of an industry-wide trend, this could be catastrophic.

Why in the name of God was Snow Day playing on Cartoon Network yesterday?

I mean, I know MTV abandoned its "all music, all the time" idea a long, long time ago, and M2 is now similarly tainted, but really, how hard is it to confuse the imperative behind the name "Cartoon Network" -- ? It's not like they ran out of cartoons.