Title: Five Ways to Go Crazy Without Trying
Author: Brat Farrar
Rating/pairing: Er, PG? PG-13? Somewhere around there. Gen.
Characters: Sheppard, McKay, Weir, Ronon, Teyla
Word count: 580
Notes: Erm. There should probably be warnings on this, but I don't want to spoil it. So. Don't read if you're squeamish?
The title is not joking, folks