Hang on! Isn't there some acetone on my desk, next to that bottle of vodka?

(that's something I never through I'd say...)

This is why I love my sister:

When I'm so tired I don't make sense anymore, she laughs like an idiot when I accidentally ask if I can have a chicken, when I really want a kitten.

When my dad says "so there was this woman named Tota...", and I reply "did she have a tote bag?", she goes "Tota must've looked totally cool with her tote bag!!"Bedtime

Hooray! I left the piles of clothes everywhere and decided it was time to start on the dreaded project of cleaning under my bed. Mostly because I thought my backpack had been sitting under the bed since fall 2006 ( Read more... )

So today I woke up latelateLATE because I couldn't sleep last night. Took a shower super quickly and dressed like a homeless person - although I didn't realize this until I got to work. Put on ridiculous layers of clothing because I decided yesterday to bike to work. I haven't biked in forever because it's been icy and I never bought winter tires. ( Read more... )

I really enjoy the feeling when I'm drunk and my feet are extremely heavy.

And I really love the spell check feature of firefox?
(and I find it entertaining that it doesn't recognize firefox)

PS - see my new Juno icons! They are fab.

Heeeh ( Read more... )

Baaah, I feel so lonely and sad and wibbly tonight. I was gonna go write prettythings about someone who asked me to, but I can't cause it'll make me cry. And it makes no sense, since Tinna was here tonight and she *just* left. My mom asked me if she was going to stay over tonight. And I'm like "uhm... no, why would she?" and then I realises that it ( Read more... )

Haaaaaaah! So I had a crappy few hours and then I got a package... from Saffron! Aaaaaaahahaha I haven't stopped laughing for a while now. Ohmygod Saffron, you're the craziest person I know. Hah ( Read more... )