I stole this meme from pixelation. Eventually, I plan to steal her iPhone and possibly her IMMORTAL SOUL (assuming she has one) as well, but I'm starting with memes to lull her into a false sense of security ( Read more... )

So, the Christmas haul:

( Under a cut, so you don't have to endure my blatant materialism )

Arrr, mateys! It be beldar's birthday!
Hopefully, this will be the year in which he finally receives a monkey.

( Assorted other orders of business, in case you were just here for the birthday greetings. )