Title: The Cupbearer
Author: sevenswells
Beta: the amazing breathtaken/crabsandlobsters on tumblr, she did the best possible job on this
Rating: Mature (PG-15)
Fandom/Pairing: BBC The Musketeers (2014)/d'Artagnan Romances (Three Musketeers series), Olivier de la Fère (Athos)/a statue
Warnings: Agalmatophilia (sexual desire for statues), masturbation
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Because making a snow Dalek and then cosplaying it for no reason is 100% valid use of my time


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Sorry not sorry, this needed to be done.
Avenue Q/Skyfall crossover, with puppet!Q, puppet!Tanner, puppet!Bond and puppet!Silva. Safe for work, image heavy and references to the musical Avenue Q


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What the fuck, sorry, I don't know how to graphics
And I accidentally a second attempt at something of a fanmix
I should get down to work for fuck's sake

So basically I was stuck on R.E.M.'s "Imitation of Life" as Q's character song, and I kind of built a fanmix around that song and the idea of virtuality and computers and the Internet and how the ( Read more... )

Once upon a time, I swore to berylia that I would absolutely NOT go see the new James Bond movie.

"The first one was crap," said I, "the second one was SUPER crap, so I'm drawing a line in the fucking sand here, this stops now do you hear me, there's NO WAY IN HELL I'm going to see that third one, I'm not STUPID, okay."
"Oh," said the wench in return, "but ( Read more... )

Here's how each and every episode of Teen Wolf goes:

( Spoilers (well... more or less) under the cut )

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A y est, enfin, je viens de finir A Dance With Dragons.

Globalement, je trouve qu'il s'est payé un peu notre binette, le Martin. Il ne se passe rien dans les trois-quarts du bouquin, ça commence à s'accélérer un peu vers la fin, mais bon sans vraiment de coup de pression non plus, et juste quand il commence vraiment à se passer des trucs, il nous ( Read more... )

So recently there's been a few (a lot) of crossover fanarts Sherlock/The Phantom of the Opera. I have to say, I am horrified.

Why do people like the Phantom's character? Why do people think it's a "beautiful love story"? I don't get it. The same people might shun Twilight because the main female character gets repeatedly abused by the main male ( Read more... )

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NEW SERIES NEXT YEAR", VOICE OVER MAN?????

NO

JUST NO

FUCK YOU BEEB

YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO US

I HATE YOU

I HATE YOU SFM