Many months ago, I was at one of those York is U kiosks in which they have activities and give out loot bags. The loot bags primarily consist of random junk; nothing memorable enough to remember in the long run. There is one thing I did save, however. It is a quote on a piece of paper:

Take control of your destiny. Believe in yourself. Ignore ( Read more... )

My mom is the most quotable person ever for many reasons. My father was driving both my mother and I to Easter dinner in Waterloo and my mom started complaining about the music on the radio. We were listening to Jazz 91.1 and well, let's say she didn't like it.

Mom: The sexaphone is so annoying!
Dad: It's SAX O PHONE!
Mom: It's SEX A PHONE!
Dad: S ( Read more... )

This afternoon was spent having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant in Scarberia with family. I've learned the following things in that short period of time:

1. Duck feet are disgusting.
2. My parents are the most quotable people EVER - especially my dad. Let's examine...

Me: I want egg nog.
Dad: Egg nog makes you fat.
Me: WHAT?
Dad: Egg nog makes ( Read more... )

I just found this at the overheard section at Evil Lobsters:

Janet 'I get megs and mega bytes mixed up all the time!'
Mr.Marmorek '...They're the same thing.'
Janet 'Oh, right.'

I don't recall saying this, but sadly, it sounds like something I'd say... who submitted this? 1oclock? Just a guess... and I'm probably terribly wrong.

Meh.