oh, mother!

Apr 16, 2006 22:46

My mom is the most quotable person ever for many reasons. My father was driving both my mother and I to Easter dinner in Waterloo and my mom started complaining about the music on the radio. We were listening to Jazz 91.1 and well, let's say she didn't like it.

Mom: The sexaphone is so annoying!
Dad: It's SAX O PHONE!
Mom: It's SEX A PHONE!
Dad: S-A-X-O-P-H-O-N-E! That's how you spell it.
Mom: I can spell it. S-E-X-A-P-H-O-N-E.
Dad: *sigh*
Mom: It's like strip-a-gram, but sexaphone! It's phone sex! Ten dollars a call.

I swear, the older my parents get, the more amusing they become even if it's unintentional. It's also funnier when English is not either of their first languages. Oh man.

quotes, saxophone, parents, mom, dad, jazz

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