sometime last week ( Read more... )

upon seeing these brilliant works of art at capslock_merlin (yes, that's right, an entire lj community devoted to discussing Merlin IN CAPSLOCK OMG LOVE), i suggested that wife and i add "bling" to some of our photos.

wife: I WOULD HATE YOU
me: but...it's shiny?
wife: FOREVER
me: ohhhh...

she's all disgustingly awake and cheerful and it's *sunny* and i'm, of course, burrowing under the pillow like any sane person would. ;p ( Read more... )

dr. wharton explains behavioral ecology as boiling down to either food or sex. today, she covered sex. rather, ( sexual selection... )

(in which i call my mother to...pretend to call my mother ( Read more... )

1. My professor for medicine-related-physics is one DR. TIMOTHY A. MCKAY, ASTROPHYSICIST. *FLAIL MOTHERFUCKING FLAIL* I am terrified (oh my god I'm gonna fail this class) and tickled silly by fangirly glee. I mean, right now, there are two emails in my inbox, from Dr. McKay. How fucking surreal is that ( Read more... )

"Hey look! It's naked!shrii o'clock!"

"What? No! I'm not taking my clothes off!

"But--ohh."

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"Shrii, are there naked men in your living room?"

"Uh...*facevault* there is a naked man...singular ( Read more... )

conversation that actually happened:

"Girls! Come play with my balls!"

Laugh; wave joined hands. "No thank you! We're not swinging that way!"

[renfest was fun. i was a fairy! a girl fairy, but still gay, and colorful and yes. *preen*]

conversation that never happened (entirely unrelated to the one that did)"Vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina ( Read more... )

good morning lovely people!!!

i have coffee!! and a shitload of those little french-vanilla creamer-cups that i keep downing like shots after i discovered that chugging sugar packets was not quite as practical...

my head hurts, my eyes are slowly adjusting to the brightpainbright of all kinds of light (i ignored the fact that my medication ( Read more... )

bear in mind that this is all fiction and in no way reflects what's on Self's mind right now instead of calc.

Self: ah. i have lj crushes.
Self: *crushcrush*
Self: it's a great word
Rashi: lol
Self: y'know how Spartans had the "lovers of the young women?"
Self: i'd totally be like. "Omg, Thamiris, omg!!!" [if she let me ( Read more... )