The penultimate chapter of "Primus' Gift", or rather the penultimate chapter of what we have. Now with bonus random OCs that nobody gives a damn about!

Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part 4a

( Introduced with no fanfare or title, because it deserves none. )

Speaking of MSTs, I found the fourth chapter of Primus' Gift lurking half-mocked in my hard drive yesterday, so here it is proper. This is actually 4a, there's a 4b later because...I guess because the fic still wasn't confusing enough.

Part One
Part Two
Part Three

( Adventure ho! )

Sometimes you want to write something that's well thought out, in character, and contains a coherant and entertaining plot. And sometimes you just want to take the piss out of someone else's fanfic by having three Unicronians mock it mercilessly with bad attempts at witty banter. Actual writing will return as soon as my beta is done with it, here ( Read more... )

Having neglected my mocking duties since bloody Febuary and let this thing sit in the back of my hard drive like a Russian bear, I bring you the third MSTed chapter of Primus' Gift. Now with more mpreg and freakish pairings that seem to have been drawn out of a hat!

Part One
Part Two

( Into the theater. Don’t worry about the smell, it's just mold. )

A small note of trivia: anyone in the TFDeadzone RPG (and Primus knows why they’d be reading this dreck to begin with) may notice a mildly familiar character appearing at the end of the chapter. He’s gotten better, I promise. Thanks also to my dad for a bit of advice in the Science! Department.

Part One found here. Not that it will make this make ( Read more... )

A dark night in a fandom that knows how to keep its secrets. But on the 12th floor of the Acme Badfic Theater, three Decepticons are still trying to find the answers to life’s persistent questions. Such as, “Is it over yet?”.

( *insert saxophone solo here* )

Having gotten the bad fluffslash out of the way, let us now take a moment to contemplate bad Deceptiporn.

( Phoenix tattoo. Seriously. )

Still having far too much free time, I am putting up the final MSTed part of the sequel now. Next stop will be Cyclonus porn with a phoenix tattoo.

Part One
Part Two

( Once more into the breach! )

I'm long overdue in posting the second part of this. Although I doubt anyone is waiting with bated (baited?) breath to see how it turns out.

Part one of this glorious bit of glurg can be found here.

( Part two of three. Onward! )

This is the sequel to the fic that ended here. I'm breaking it up into several chunks due to size, but it's all one biglong thing.

( To the badslash! )