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[chairyontop]

Don’t you fucking know that when a kid goes missing under mysterious circumstances, sometimes it’s better to leave them missing? I mean, look at that creepy shitty movie, The Ring. Or The Omen. Or Macaulay Culkin. It’s like when you see a clown and you always cockpunch them? If a kid’s missing in a shitty town where shitty things happen, it’s

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[breakspromises]

I never would've considered Macaulay Culkin creepy.

[chairyontop]

Anyone who hangs out with Michael Jackson voluntarily is default creepy. Besides, have you seen him lately? Grew up bad, like his face was slapped with a bag of dicks.

[breakspromises]

I kind of stopped paying attention to him after Home Alone 2.

[chairyontop]

I never paid attention to him, not if I could help it. Then he started getting in trouble, and I just laughed.

[slaythemoon]

Three-Arm Sally?

[chairyontop]

The only band to be FDA approved as an aphrodisiac.

[slaythemoon]

Aw man, and me without my guitar.

[Is he serious? Sarcastic? Who knows ...but at least he's telling the truth about the guitar.]

[chairyontop]

What kind did you have?

[Oh, oh, oh. Now he's curious.]

[notacucumber]

Can you restart a band if only one member is here?

[chairyontop]

Okay, so I'll find a new name and make it a side project. Got a name for me? Want to be a groupie?

[notacucumber]

Sure, I'd love to be-- wait, what do groupies mean for John and Three-Arm Sally. [Asks suspiciously.]

[chairyontop]

... You know, you've got a point. You can be a roadie.