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[chairyontop]

Don’t you fucking know that when a kid goes missing under mysterious circumstances, sometimes it’s better to leave them missing? I mean, look at that creepy shitty movie, The Ring. Or The Omen. Or Macaulay Culkin. It’s like when you see a clown and you always cockpunch them? If a kid’s missing in a shitty town where shitty things happen, it’s

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[breakspromises]

I never would've considered Macaulay Culkin creepy.

[chairyontop]

Anyone who hangs out with Michael Jackson voluntarily is default creepy. Besides, have you seen him lately? Grew up bad, like his face was slapped with a bag of dicks.

[breakspromises]

I kind of stopped paying attention to him after Home Alone 2.

[chairyontop]

I never paid attention to him, not if I could help it. Then he started getting in trouble, and I just laughed.

[breakspromises]

It must be a hard life to be a child celebrity.

(sorry about the repeating icons; I'm at work and replying through gmail : < )

[chairyontop]

Yeah, all those fucking lame photo sessions at Tiger Beat magazine has to really take a damn toll on a tortured teenage soul.

[Sarcasm is his friend.]

lol its okay XD

[breakspromises]

It could. I mean...look at Lindsay Lohan.

XD I always feel bad.

[chairyontop]

I'd rather not, you know, if I ever plan on getting an erection again.

lol well you don't have to with me XD

[breakspromises]

Heh...you don't find her attractive?

:D YAAAY!

[chairyontop]

I'd rather fuck roadkill. It's better looking.

lol some guy got on me about using the same icon & i went 'stfu :|'

[breakspromises]

...There's an image I didn't need.

Kick them in the face! :<

[chairyontop]

And it's smarter. Better personality. Cleaner.

[breakspromises]

You've given this alot of thought...

[chairyontop]

Well, that's because I'm a thoughtful guy. The wheels are always turning.

[breakspromises]

Always turning, huh. [YOU AMUSE HER GOOD SIR]

Sorrrrry it took so long. Dying of the plague here ._.

[chairyontop]

Don't want to get stagnant. Boring is a fate worse than looking a Dave's fat naked ass.

Don't think I got your name.