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[chairyontop]

Don’t you fucking know that when a kid goes missing under mysterious circumstances, sometimes it’s better to leave them missing? I mean, look at that creepy shitty movie, The Ring. Or The Omen. Or Macaulay Culkin. It’s like when you see a clown and you always cockpunch them? If a kid’s missing in a shitty town where shitty things happen, it’s

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[notacucumber]

Can you restart a band if only one member is here?

[chairyontop]

Okay, so I'll find a new name and make it a side project. Got a name for me? Want to be a groupie?

[notacucumber]

Sure, I'd love to be-- wait, what do groupies mean for John and Three-Arm Sally. [Asks suspiciously.]

[chairyontop]

... You know, you've got a point. You can be a roadie.

[notacucumber]

Those are the ones who help set up the equipment and stuff, right? I could do that.

[chairyontop]

Just make sure to do it in heels.

[notacucumber]

I don't think I can do it in heels. What happens if I fall?

[chairyontop]

I believe in you.