Chapter seven! (Six, five, four/three, two, one.)

( Step one: Implement sweeping academic program overnight. Step two: True love. Step three: ???? Step four: Profit! )

No gimmicks, no tricks: look, it's chapter six! (Five, four/three, two, one.)

( Yes, I *did* give myself a bunny involving the Winchesters as an old pureblood family, how did you know? )

Here we have chapter five. (Four/three, two, one.)

( No Peripheral Understanding? Hearing? Notice? Something like that. )

So I started a grand Boston Legal rewatching extravaganza a few days ago. I'm in the middle of S2 now. A few things ( Read more... )

Chapter two? Chapter two! It may help (though this is bad!fic, so no guarantees on that) to read chapter one first.

( Spoiler alert: Snape's my uncle. )

I was randomly going through my unsorted documents the other day--I actually have a folder labeled 'As Of Yet Unsorted Documents.' They've been labeled this for several years now, so I don't know why I haven't given up the ghost on that 'as of yet' part, but I guess I'm still holding out some hope that some day I will organize them ( Read more... )

Don't ask me why, but I have been reading Fifty Shades of Grey, and GOOD GOD IS THIS BOOK TERRIBLE. Seriously, just badly written, awful characters, terrible implications. I'm in the middle of chapter 8, but I had to stop and take a break and read something GOOD again, so I read honorh's commentary on her excellent fic, Out of Joint. (Firefly/Doctor Who ( Read more... )

I am so bad about doing this regularly.

( You know things are bad when you agree most with a random murderer. )

• 07:28 @ cueballex I know. Doves are envious. It's true. #

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I'm pretty bored, so I thought I'd mock one of my other many WL bad!fic stories. This is unrelated to the series I'm still in the middle of mocking, but is still utterly ridiculous and worthy of being made fun of.

( Murder is no laughing matter! No, really, it isn't! Stop laughing! )