Really pleased with myself since today I've already ( Read more... )

My highly appreciated but alcoholic and vulgar friend returned from Indonesia on Friday. He's been gone for four months and few of us have heard anything from him, and when he came to the party he was beyond shitfaced. Was good to see him again, but I think I got more sexual offers from him in two hours than a regular prostitute gets in one night. ( Read more... )

They just left (with the five strategical minutes between them), but there were two insanely hot guys almost, almost making out in front of me at the library right now. They've probably gone to have sex in the handicap toilet. IS IT ANY WONDER I CAN'T CONCENTRATE ON WRITING MY ESSAY??

I was at an afterparty yesterday with a guy that got a little too intense, so I went over to sleep under the desk in the other end of the room. My friend realized I wanted to leave, so she and I and this other tourist guy went to her home and slept. When he I and I got up this morning I was waiting for him by the door, and I thought to myself "what ( Read more... )

So, I'm at this club, it's closing and I'm waiting for a friend. A guy who bought me a beer a few hours earlier - but that I haven't  seen since - comes over.

Guy: Hey, are you coming?
Me: What?
Guy: I'm going home, you are coming, or what?
Me: Uhm.. No, not really.
Guy: Oh, come on!
Me: Wait, you think that just because you gave me a beer, I'm going to ( Read more... )

The worst pick-up-line ever:

Guy: How much do you pay in rent?
Me: Uhm.. 3300..
Guy: Oh, but tomorrow you will be paying no rent, because you'll be moving in with me.

OK. That's very direct.

Currently, there's four guys that are in love with my roommate. It's nice and all, but they all have to talk to me about it. I don't know the fourth guy, but the three others have all confessed their love for her/expressed their sorrow when she's not interested/asked me what she'd answer if they asked her out etc. One of them even said he had a ( Read more... )