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So, I'm at this club, it's closing and I'm waiting for a friend. A guy who bought me a beer a few hours earlier - but that I haven't seen since - comes over.
Guy: Hey, are you coming?
Me: What?
Guy: I'm going home, you are coming, or what?
Me: Uhm.. No, not really.
Guy: Oh, come on!
Me: Wait, you think that just because you gave me a beer, I'm going to sleep with you?
Guy: Yeah.
Me: Well, I won't.
Guy: Why not?
Me, Well, firstly, I'm gay, and---
Guy: Oh, that's OK, I'll let you fuck me with a strap-on.
Me: What?
Guy: I promise you, it's sooo much fun.
Me: ---
Guy: It's sooo good.
Me: Uhm, you're still a guy.
Guy: I don't understand, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Guy leaves.