Reading Jezebel makes me hate women and liberals. I should stop.

The ~*official*~ OBHWF family tree.

Secret mid-afternoon confession: I think Scorpius is a hot name.

My parents want to invite Dr. Yan to a dinner party thing, but we can't find his home number, so I've been e-stalking him, and I found his home address, and it's literally less than half a mile from our house, and we're going to swing by and stalk his house later. Yay! My parents like to creepily stalk my future professors! (Haha not really. They' ( Read more... )

I don't think this was meant to be hilarious...

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In related news, your moment of zen.

( Happy Halloween? )

Eclectic post:

SYTYCD: I'm just disappointed that we were robbed of a Dancey final 2. I wanted to see their respective families engaged in a cartoony fight, where they're rolled into a big ball of people and there are random fists and smoke and electric signs and "#@*!"s flying out in all directions. (P.S. Lol my mom was so moved by Danny that she ( Read more... )

The disturbingly hilarious and the hilariously disturbing:

1. These are pictures of (sometimes) shirtless Putin taking a fishing trip or whatever. The pictures aren't that interesting, unless you have a thing for topless!Putin, which, apparently, a lot of people do. What's hilarious is the caption accompanying each picture. A sample: "We feel the ( Read more... )

I am an "alphabetically challenged" individual. See here.True story: my 6th grade teacher's maiden name was Zyteck or something like that. (All I remember was that it began with Zy.) She married a man with the last name Burrows, and she claimed she was purposely going for the name. Genius woman ( Read more... )

~*~ The Google ads at the bottom of my LJ screen are: Harry Potter, Slash, Fanfic, X-Men Slash, Fiction Books. 1) How does it know? There has been nothing in my recent LJ entries on any of those things. 2) X-Men Slash? Wtf ( Read more... )

British comedy > American comedy so much that it hurts.