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[preparefordoom]

Zim looks around. "How can I destroy my enemy? Somehow he's still alive despite my BRILLIANT planning! Any advice?"

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[blue_fuzzy_elf]

"You actually want to kill him? Is he really that dangerous?"

[preparefordoom]

"He's a hazard to the mission! The all-important MISSION!" Zim pauses, "But not really that dangerous, no. And of course I want to kill him! Or get rid of him somehow. I HATE HIM!"

[blue_fuzzy_elf]

"Killing someone is really extreme, though. There should always be a better way to deal with the problem. Just hating someone shouldn't be a reason to kill them."

[preparefordoom]

"He is a danger to my MISSION! The MISSION IS KEY! It's very important! I CANNOT LET THE MISSION FAIL!"

[preparefordoom]

"But, my PLAN!"

[thomas_small]

Make a better plan.

[preparefordoom]

"My plans are PERFECT! PERFECT!"

[thomas_small]

Then why are they failing?

[preparefordoom]

"BECAUSE OF THE DIB-HUMAN!" Zim screams. "He keeps on coming up with ways to stop my perfect plans!"

[cheatcoder]

Shoot him. Buy a gun, walk up to him, pull it out, shoot him in the face.

[preparefordoom]

"Like I would entrust his doom to an inferior human gun! And it's not that simple. Somehow he keeps on surviving!"

[cheatcoder]

What, are you using a laser? They don't work on humans.

[preparefordoom]

((Yes they do, if they're powerful enough.))

"Oh, I've tried all sorts of methods. I threw him into a very slow explosion, and somehow he's still alive!"

[x_ginta_x]

Go for the jugular? S' pretty hard for to recover from that unless he can regenerate or something.

[preparefordoom]

"Jugular?" Zim pulls out a small, purple screen. "Computer! Bring up jugular!" After a minute of reading, he looks up again. "Fascinating! I think I will try to go for the inferior, human jugular!"

[x_ginta_x]

Um, yeah... you do that.

*wondering if it a good idea to suggest such a thing to the manic little green man*

What are you, anyway?

[preparefordoom]

"Me? I am ZIM! A perfectly ordinary human child!"