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[preparefordoom]

Zim looks around. "How can I destroy my enemy? Somehow he's still alive despite my BRILLIANT planning! Any advice?"

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[cheatcoder]

Shoot him. Buy a gun, walk up to him, pull it out, shoot him in the face.

[preparefordoom]

"Like I would entrust his doom to an inferior human gun! And it's not that simple. Somehow he keeps on surviving!"

[cheatcoder]

What, are you using a laser? They don't work on humans.

[preparefordoom]

((Yes they do, if they're powerful enough.))

"Oh, I've tried all sorts of methods. I threw him into a very slow explosion, and somehow he's still alive!"

[cheatcoder]

((He's referring to lasers in kids movies and TV shows, which never actually seem to hit anyone, and if they do only stun them. I don't actually know anything about real lasers))

You know, I think you need to be introduced to a little thing we call the Evil Overlord list.

[preparefordoom]

"Fascinating! What is this List of Evil Overlords? Will it help me become the MASTER OF ALL HUMANS?"

[cheatcoder]

It's basically a list of common mistakes and how to avoid them. Not all of them will be helpful, but they should assist you in world conquest or whatever. You can find it over here:

http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

[preparefordoom]

((Very, very dangerous, putting that in Zim's hands. But kudos for doing it!))

"HA! I shall USE this list and become the ULTIMATE Evil Overlord!" He starts to laugh madly.