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[preparefordoom]

Zim looks around. "How can I destroy my enemy? Somehow he's still alive despite my BRILLIANT planning! Any advice?"

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[blue_fuzzy_elf]

"You actually want to kill him? Is he really that dangerous?"

[preparefordoom]

"He's a hazard to the mission! The all-important MISSION!" Zim pauses, "But not really that dangerous, no. And of course I want to kill him! Or get rid of him somehow. I HATE HIM!"

[blue_fuzzy_elf]

"Killing someone is really extreme, though. There should always be a better way to deal with the problem. Just hating someone shouldn't be a reason to kill them."

[preparefordoom]

"He is a danger to my MISSION! The MISSION IS KEY! It's very important! I CANNOT LET THE MISSION FAIL!"

[blue_fuzzy_elf]

"But isn't there a way to complete the mission without killing anyone?"

[preparefordoom]

Zim looks at him as if he's insane. "No, of course not!"

[blue_fuzzy_elf]

"There should be. Killing someone should always be the last resort, when there's absolutely no other way to handle it."

[preparefordoom]

"The mission is to destroy Earth! Killing all the humans that I don't enslave is IMPERATIVE!"

[blue_fuzzy_elf]

"Why would you want to destroy Earth? It's a nice enough planet."

[preparefordoom]

"It is my mission! Invader blood runs through my veins like giant radioactive pants! The pants command me! DO NOT IGNORE MY VEINS!"

[blue_fuzzy_elf]

"Giant... radioactive... pants? What does that even mean?"

[preparefordoom]

"It's an analogy. A BRILLIANT ANALOGY! Made by ZIM!"

[blue_fuzzy_elf]

"I'm not sure how brilliant it is if it makes not sense."

[preparefordoom]

"...YOU'RE LYING!"

[blue_fuzzy_elf]

"How am I lying? You really don't make any sense at all, you know that? Maybe that's why your mission isn't working, because you don't make sense."

[preparefordoom]

((Sense is for other pups.))

"STOP TRYING TO JEOPARDIZE MY MISSION!"