1. Am I alone in this, or is The Usual Suspects an ENORMOUSLY slashy movie? I have just seen it for the first time, you understand, and love it unreservedly because I have a hardon for unreliable narration, but I mean, everybody seems like they're about thirty seconds from fucking everybody else ( Read more... )

1. Stolen from THE ENTIRE INTERNET: Your job is now your Time Lord name. The last digit of your phone number is the current regeneration you are in. The nearest clothing item to your right is now the most notable item in your current wardrobe. The last person you texted is your current companion. Your favorite word is now your catchphrase.The ( Read more... )

You know, it's really starting to feel like the holidays in fandom.

Everybody's fighting with each other, I really want a drink, and people are increasingly giving up on it.

Just like home.

So here's the thing: I just can't read RPF.

( This is also, sadly, why there will never be a cheery con picture of me and my Space Boyfriend )

Okay, look. I honestly never thought I'd have to say this, but:

Please, please, please do not show fic I've written to people involved in the media upon which it is based.

I know they could find it at any time. Trust me, I get that; I'm certain that Brad Wright knows all about mckay_sheppard, and it really wouldn't surprise me at all if Kohta Hirano lurked at hellsing ( Read more... )

I was going to write a long post, but then I realized it was mostly me being a bitch, so here's my position on warnings:

Don't be a dick, be a dude.

( And then I bitched for like five paragraphs )

( Fandomy things )

Stolen from.... everybody ( Read more... )

So, sir_hellsing and dreadnot ranted, and I kinda felt like ranting too.

( Mostly Hellsing, with Smallville and HP )

( here be Smallville spoilers! )