Urban Dictionary Name Meme: Derek
► Saw someone post this on Facebook:Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, copy and paste this as your status and the entry for your name under comments. (This is hilarious!)
I'll post the few that amuse me since there's 3 pages worth of entries for "Derek". I know, I was stunned too.1. Someone you CANNOT get off your mind because he is always so funny and cute. A Derek is a hotty with a killer body.Suzie: ahh man! look at him,.. hes such a Derek!!
Izzle: O my gosh! I can never stop thinking about him, hes such a Derek!
Marisa: I LOVE HIM!
3. amazingly awesome at everything. Derek is a symbol or being who simply is the best one can possibly be. he once said "so i ask dem, you want ice cream cone? bof of dem say yes! how in de hell?"He is so good at life that he looks like Derek.
4. One sexy Lad with i smoken hott bod; Built like a Diesel pickup with sex appeal that makes the femals drip; Amazing in bed with a rather large sex rod; Most likely to become a ninja trained to kill whan olderHoly Buckets...Derek is one Hott son of a Gun
So far so good!5. Most often a blonde. Usually talented with words and artistic. Guys with this name often are prone to collecting comic books and action figures. It is impressive if they are able to find a mate, even more so if they are able to produce offspring. Luckily they have a great sense of humor, are unselfish lovers (sometimes), and make good husbands.I almost "dereked" when I considered rewatching all of the X-Men movies.
6. A person who is self-centered, believes that he is right all the time. Likes to play mind games with girls, and is confused most of the time. Very emotional, and easily angered. Takes things the wrong way. Loves to skateboard, snowboard, longboard. Gets together with girls, has sex, then runs off to the next girl the next day."OH my god, he pulled a derek on me"
"Last night was a total derek."
"I'm sorry, I have to stop this, I'm being a total derek."
"I'm not being emo, I'm being Derek."
9. Without a doubt, the coolest kid around.Derek is awesome. 'Nuff said.
10. A Derek is a person who thinks he is right all the time. He has absolutely no friends. He tries to act and sound tough by yelling at everyone and trying to make them feel stupid, but if push comes to shove he will ALWAYS back down. He will never admit when he is wrong and will never apologize for something he has done, no matter how wrong that thing was. He will try to make himself seem like he is always right and play it off as nothing when he is proven wrong. He will even try to turn his own wrongness against the one who proves it. He is a pathetic excuse for a human being.The Derek: "Shut up! You're wrong! You're stupid!"
You: *punch him*
The Derek: *hides in the corner and cries*
You: *leave*
The Derek: *complains about it behind your back*
"He acts like he knows everything."
"Oh, yeah. He's a total Derek."
14. An informal noun meaning the same as faeces, excrement, poo, etc.That gig last week was just Derek.
His new top is like Derek.
This class is so Derek.
16. A slang term used to describe the scum that accumulates around and under the foreskin of the penis as a direct result of excess masturbation. It, as the name might suggest, also reflects a generally dirty nature which is frowned upon by even the skankiest of bitches such as a Corinna.
Those most likely to 'Derek' as said to be from the state of Pennsylvania.One might say "Dude, I've been jacking so much today I've started to Derek... Smells too".
To which the other person might vomit, turn their nose up or deny any knowledge of ever knowing that person because he Dereked.
17. Stupid ignorant person, also used as to describe someone who doesn't know what he is doing."Hey, that person looks like a derek"
"What the derek are you doin'"
20. gay. emo. uncool. loser. Romanyk.Stop being such a Derek and suck it up already.
Uhhh... Maybe I should start going by my middle name.
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Quote of the Moment
Derek Flint: Repeat after me: I am not a pleasure unit.
- Our Man Flint (1966)
I'll post the few that amuse me since there's 3 pages worth of entries for "Derek". I know, I was stunned too.1. Someone you CANNOT get off your mind because he is always so funny and cute. A Derek is a hotty with a killer body.Suzie: ahh man! look at him,.. hes such a Derek!!
Izzle: O my gosh! I can never stop thinking about him, hes such a Derek!
Marisa: I LOVE HIM!
3. amazingly awesome at everything. Derek is a symbol or being who simply is the best one can possibly be. he once said "so i ask dem, you want ice cream cone? bof of dem say yes! how in de hell?"He is so good at life that he looks like Derek.
4. One sexy Lad with i smoken hott bod; Built like a Diesel pickup with sex appeal that makes the femals drip; Amazing in bed with a rather large sex rod; Most likely to become a ninja trained to kill whan olderHoly Buckets...Derek is one Hott son of a Gun
So far so good!5. Most often a blonde. Usually talented with words and artistic. Guys with this name often are prone to collecting comic books and action figures. It is impressive if they are able to find a mate, even more so if they are able to produce offspring. Luckily they have a great sense of humor, are unselfish lovers (sometimes), and make good husbands.I almost "dereked" when I considered rewatching all of the X-Men movies.
6. A person who is self-centered, believes that he is right all the time. Likes to play mind games with girls, and is confused most of the time. Very emotional, and easily angered. Takes things the wrong way. Loves to skateboard, snowboard, longboard. Gets together with girls, has sex, then runs off to the next girl the next day."OH my god, he pulled a derek on me"
"Last night was a total derek."
"I'm sorry, I have to stop this, I'm being a total derek."
"I'm not being emo, I'm being Derek."
9. Without a doubt, the coolest kid around.Derek is awesome. 'Nuff said.
10. A Derek is a person who thinks he is right all the time. He has absolutely no friends. He tries to act and sound tough by yelling at everyone and trying to make them feel stupid, but if push comes to shove he will ALWAYS back down. He will never admit when he is wrong and will never apologize for something he has done, no matter how wrong that thing was. He will try to make himself seem like he is always right and play it off as nothing when he is proven wrong. He will even try to turn his own wrongness against the one who proves it. He is a pathetic excuse for a human being.The Derek: "Shut up! You're wrong! You're stupid!"
You: *punch him*
The Derek: *hides in the corner and cries*
You: *leave*
The Derek: *complains about it behind your back*
"He acts like he knows everything."
"Oh, yeah. He's a total Derek."
14. An informal noun meaning the same as faeces, excrement, poo, etc.That gig last week was just Derek.
His new top is like Derek.
This class is so Derek.
16. A slang term used to describe the scum that accumulates around and under the foreskin of the penis as a direct result of excess masturbation. It, as the name might suggest, also reflects a generally dirty nature which is frowned upon by even the skankiest of bitches such as a Corinna.
Those most likely to 'Derek' as said to be from the state of Pennsylvania.One might say "Dude, I've been jacking so much today I've started to Derek... Smells too".
To which the other person might vomit, turn their nose up or deny any knowledge of ever knowing that person because he Dereked.
17. Stupid ignorant person, also used as to describe someone who doesn't know what he is doing."Hey, that person looks like a derek"
"What the derek are you doin'"
20. gay. emo. uncool. loser. Romanyk.Stop being such a Derek and suck it up already.
Uhhh... Maybe I should start going by my middle name.
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Quote of the Moment
Derek Flint: Repeat after me: I am not a pleasure unit.
- Our Man Flint (1966)