Today is "Internet Blackout Day ( Read more... )

I have not stopped sneezing for THREE DAYS.  Non-stop sneezing ( Read more... )

Important Internet Milestone of the Day

Important Internet Milestone of the Day: It’s official: Rick Perry’s homophobic campaign ad has more dislikes than Rebecca Black’s “Friday” (embiggen), making it the most hated video in YouTube history. 
Congrats, Rick. No one has ever deserved anything more than you deserve this.

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My genius may have hit a slight hiccup last night ( Read more... )

Each time I see someone using Hand Sanitizer, I can’t help but be reminded of Roomie.
Who, having read the warning label (“Danger!  Keep away from flame”) and then seeking out the hand sanitizer with the highest concentration of alcohol, proceeded to attempt to ignite our back lanai on FIRE.
*sniffle*  Sometimes, I miss Roomie.
Other times however, I ( Read more... )

CAPTAIN GENIUS MUTHERFUCKIN' QUIT TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
*HAPPYDANCE OF INFINITE SQUEE*
FUCK YEAH!

Roomie and I were heading home VERY late the other night; when we witnessed a car crash directly in front of us.
We both immediately offered aid and called the first responders, as did some few others who had seen the accident.
After the two girls in the crashed vehicle were taken away and the cops milled about, Roomie, myself, and the two other ( Read more... )

Pretty woman.  Walkin’ down the street…

Silent night, Holy night.

All is calm…

Spaceships, lasers, aeroplanes, it’s a duck blur…

If you’re happy and you know it, then your face’ll surely show it.

If you’re happy and you know it…

Under da sea, under da sea.

Darling it’s bettah…

You take the high road, and I’ll take the low road…

Double mint, double ( Read more... )