National Lampoon's The Legend of Awesomest Maximus  is a mash-up of Gladiator, Troy, The 300, Xena and Braveheart (yeah, one of these things is not like the others, but there you are.).  It's stupid, it's offensive, and it's funny. Will Sasso plays the title character. *drool*  There's some nice chests, some chiseled 6-pack abs, and LOTS of bare ( Read more... )

Are they getting ready to phase out the whole "Friends" feature ( Read more... )

Tired of the same old hum-drum Christmas specials that flood the airwaves this time of year? Rent (or buy) Santa's Slay

Note: this is a professional wrestler in a santa suit, folks, it's not Miracle on 34th Street or It's a Wonderful Life. Nor is it a gore-fest, like some of the anti-Christmas movies out there ( Read more... )

I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.

A friend of mine has a trophy wife, but apparently it wasn't first place.

I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note... It's a start.

From: When the Leaves Blow Away

French & Saunders: Living in a Material World (A compilation of the 1996 series ( Read more... )